Bill Eager

A little “almost” omurice, because I had the demi, and I had the desire to be humbled by eggs. Tastes good though! 🍽️

Google Gemini is just ChatGPT if it took its meds. Just as good, not as fawning and obsequious.

Mathurin was poking Thunder players in the face when they were shooting from the line. I don’t think honor could have been a factor here.

And shoutout T.J. McConnell for being an absolute pest tonight for the Pacers. That moment at the end with what I can only assume was his mom. He played his whole ass off out there and that emotion is real and deserved.

Love the Thunder. Love a small market team. Love teams that just don’t care about the narrative.

Saw the Thunder this season in OKC on a random Tuesday for like $7. Now they’re world champs.

I introduced my wife and my mother in law to ChatGPT and now they’re arguing with each other about the answers they each got to the same questions.

My friend keeps bragging about inventing automatic sunblock. Listen man, I’m happy for you, but you don’t have to rub it in.

One terrifying and unexpected part of getting older as a millennial is seeing dates for things you posted on the internet become unfathomably long ago.

It’s on the internet, why does it say I posted it “27 years ago”? 😳

Sesame tofu 🍽️

Very good! Variation in spices of your chorizo, ham, etc can affect the dish a lot. But it came together quite nicely.

Shrimp & Grits 🍽️

Given the volatility in the markets and chaos in trade policy, a question comes to mind that is now more important than ever:

Do any of you fellas know a guy by the name of Bill Brasky?

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

SCOTUS will bail us out with the softest DPI ever on a weak slot throw.

president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog

This paragraph in the history book is going to be titled “Trump Pump-and-Dump”

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Maybe after your nap!

Early results are quite promising

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

I’m gonna start a Yaupon plantation and make bank

If we were in the Good Timeline this would be true

Not lookin good for Gorgonzola

Just put popcorn on a corn chip and ate it. It’s called haute cuisine, look it up. 🍽️

Thought those were cinnamon buns at first and thought “wow, that’s a lot of protein for cinnamon buns”

Late charges and processing fees for highway tolls by mail are junk fees and should be outlawed. Tolls by mail scammers should also be given life imprisonment, and all toll payments need to be on a .gov domain. In the first 90 days of my administration, I

Could also be that you ask ChatGPT more in depth questions from your expertise, and more surface level questions outside your expertise.

(Not arguing against you, just pointing out a factor that would be good to control for in a real study of this)

Tactical blood pressure medication

I couldn’t possibly eat a whole Ronaldo, so I’m going to order the Ronaldinho instead.

DON’T tell the Italians!! 🍽️