Jones!

"mdni" on bluesky is so funny dawg everyone here was alive when watergate broke

I got my tax return today so now I'm like do I wanna order takeout or do I want grocery shop for snacks after work. Decisions decisions.

@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com thank you for slay the spire!! As soon as Pokopia frees me from its death grip I'm excited to bite into it

A three panel image, the first a close-up on painted and ornamented nails patterned after waves lapping up on a beach, then one of a nail polish brush which intrudes on the first, then one of Lapis Lazuli examining her nails happily also overflowing onto the first panel.

#StevenUniverse #Lapis

Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While

Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While https://theonion.com/report-fun-aunt-has-to-go-away-for-a-while/

You get that endcap illustration for children's clothing done?

Sure did, boss, super underbooby, just like you asked.

What

Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square

Trump posting “forthwith”

The Left has to fundamentally explain to millions of people that the rank-n-file of the Republican party is being systematically staffed by literal neo-Nazis.

This is an old meme

This is mystery dungeon

This is Pokopia

Gee. If I had a nickel for everytime a Dragon Quest spin off became a highly beloved Pokémon spinoff with a focus on characterizing individual Pokémon, I'd have two nickels! Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice right

Pictured are the SQUISHME-branded squishable heads of N from Murder Drones and Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus placed next to each other.

They tolerate each other.

13 is middle school

I'm still opposed to AI but a broken clock is right twice a day. 'Clown event still possible' is an extremely funny turn of phrase.

see we can make texas blue

While I agree with not voting in categories you're not actually qualified to vote in, the qualification is literally "watch a cartoon."

If you can't watch movies that make up a quarter of all box office grosses then what are you even doing in this industry? How can you consider yourself up-to-date?

my silver and orange torbie cat super mario standing normally, but I have drawn a bunch of white lines and stars around her to emphasize her

super mario is four years old today

We just want to actually own the things we pay for. What a novelty in the age of streaming and digital storefronts.

Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"

His plans are measured in centuries

A stylized drawing of Bowser Jr. from the Mario games swinging a giant paintbrush dripping with multicolour paint.

Happy Mario Day! A little Bowser Jr. in Procreate.

#MarioDay #Mar10Day

By free Palestine we mean stop bombing them. By free Iran they mean bomb them.

The American right is heavily invested in the myth that progressives only oppose the war in Iran because we do not want freedom for Iranians

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

“Yeah, Sylvia—my set too. … And in the middle of Laverne and Shirley.”

“Yeah, Sylvia—my set too. … And in the middle of Laverne and Shirley.”

All I wanna do is go home and play Pokopia.

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE.

In their remarks, neither Pete Hegseth nor Dan Caine this morning addressed the girls school that was bombed.

They did not get A SINGLE QUESTION about it from people they called on in the room loaded with right-wing hacks.

Had an Insane Morning at work aaaaaaaAAAAA (I'm okay now)