This is my 1st rodeo

Me, holding a bag of "Colonel's Favorite Jelly Beans" in three flavors: fried chicken, sweet corn, and gravy.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Apart from its obnoxiousness and wrongness, from a design standpoint the low-price half should be BELOW the high-price half.

Also, it can suck a bag of dicks.

NASSAU COUNTY MISCELLA NEOUS LAW TITLE 61 AND VEHICLE AND TRAFFIC LAW ARTICLE 34 PROHIBIT THE USE OF MOTORIZED SCOOTERS AND CLASS 2 & 3 E-BIKES ON ANY NASSAU COUNTY ROADWAY OR PROPERTY Can I ride in bike lanes? NO Can I ride in vehicle lanes? NO Can I ride on park paths? NO Can I ride on the sidewalk? NO Can I ride in any public area in Nassau County? NO E-scooters and Class 2 & 3 E-bikes operated on a highway, parking lot, sidewalk, street or other public areas with Nassau County can be impounded with a punishable fine up $700 for repeat offenders.

With gas on it's way to $5/gallon, our esteemed County Executive Bruce Blakeman (now the R candidate for NYS Governor) has announced he's outlawing e-bikes and scooters in Nassau County.

Why? Because they're frequently used by The Others and The Poors to get to work.

Just a terrible person.

Sign at Jones Beach West End #2, "YIELD TO PEDS"

No, I will NEVER yield to Trump.

a man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it . Alt: Donald Glover is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and saying "GOOD!"

Trump says he won’t sign any bills into law until SAVE America Act passes

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Sideways-head Elmo in Times Square

You have been blessed by Kursed Elmo

They're practicing for when he dies, and that have to pretend he's still alive

He's wrong, of course. It's Jerry Reed.

Operation Mincemeat!
#Broadway #GoldenTheater #WayUpInTheRearMezzanine

My Wife The Runner™ has been diagnosed with a torn meniscus, so we're downgrading our April 4 Philadelphia Hot Chocolate Run 10-miler to a 10K.

She doesn't want to overtax it before the April 19 Springtime Surprise 10-miler.

Does anyone have any experience with patella straps? Do they work?

Jesus. President Cartman.

I had that happen with a Costco shop card a few months ago, and they had to reissue a new one to me; it was a problem on THEIR end.

WOW

We just got ours, but we haven't tried using it yet (since it largely has to be used on Disney stuff, and we're not going there until April).

Now I'm worried.

We luckily got out of the Tap Room just as the live music guy started the Basic White anthem "Sweet Caroline"

You had a collection from the Bush years called "Hell In a Handbasket," and that could STILL be the perfect title for every collection you've published since.

Not in HIS world, they're not.

Deep cut, Frank

Gonna delete. Just saw that @emptywheel.bsky.social made the same comment, but did it better.

I wanna know if Corey will now start sleeping with Markwayne.

We're thinking of bugging out, too. We have some rudimentary plans in place, and we're awaiting final word. Same with our adult son (different country).

Just jaw-dropping that one damaged guy can do this to a country of 340+ million people in ten years.

Wow. I drove by my gas station today, and it was up THIRTY CENTS A GALLON from Friday.

As soon as I heard the Iran news, I'd filled up the car at $3.59/gal. Today, it's $3.89/gal.

I'm so glad Trump "solved affordability."

Fucking EQUADOR now?!?

a south park character says " you will do it right " while pointing ALT: a south park character says " you will do it right " while pointing

It STILL unreasonably pisses me off that in "Saving Mr. Banks," Pamela (P.L.) Travers is shown weeping with emotion at the end of the Hollywood premiere.

She HATED the film, and told Walt "I guess we'll have to roll our sleeves up and get it straight" and re-edit it before wide release.

"...the only “attendance possibilities” at this point would be Annual Passes..."

I would also suggest conference partial-day tickets, such as US/IOA’s after-2pm and after-4pm tickets.

I just realized how that could be misunderstood.

I meant:

MK: The huge strip-mine construction site that was once Rivers Of America

Okay, I'll be THAT guy:

MK: Rivers of America

Our tickets for April 29

My Niece Kimmy The Broadway Actress™ just played Jasmine for the last time this weekend — she's moving across the street to the Nederlander Theatre as part of the original cast of Schmigadoon!

(Ensemble and understudy for Betsy; previews April 4, opening April 20)

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