Michelle

No clue. I’m just burnt right now.

I think. If I had it all to do over again, I’d never become a nurse. What a toxic group of people nurses are.

Some times I really do want to set it all on fire just to watch it burn. Just honestly, fuck everyone that thinks their stupid shit is more important than mine. Your shit is stupid. Fuck right off.

So today may be shit (and yesterday was super shit) but nothing is going to bring me down. Because this morning the scrub machine gave me extra small scrub pants by mistake. AND THEY FIT! That’s right everyone. I’m a hot skinny bitch.

I think it’s a pretty big sign about how shit my day was at work that when I got an email tonight from HCA recruiters, instead of immediately deleting it, I thought very hard about seeing if they had any hospitals nearby. Can’t go back to meditech or for profit hospitals but god damn today sucked.

How could anyone hate the Kendrick Lamar halftime show? It was fucking phenomenal.

Also, why when I search on tik tok for Kendrick Lamar or for halftime show it gives me no results? It sure works fine on rednote.

I’m finally free!!!! That was the most boring day of my entire life.

This is amazing.

Beautiful. I love your smile.

So true.

I’m pretty sure they made these chairs so uncomfortable to punish us. Also they are playing really dumb movies in the jury assembly room.

If people think that I won’t wear my “good luck penis socks” to jury duty then people don’t know me at all.

Good luck! That would be amazing.

I think winter is getting to me. I need something to feel excited about. Another band needs to announce a tour so I can spend way too much money on tickets and light sticks.

Oooh.

I just really don’t have a problem with people who think my feet are cute. I’m down with appreciating every part of me. I’m vain like that 😊

Oh I never thought you were. I was just vaguely admitting that I don’t mind guys with a thing for feet. 😁

Yeah. Because honestly I’m kind of at a point where I think just having a few FWBs would be perfect. But they still have to treat me like a person and be able to hold a normal conversation for me to find them attractive.

Those people do exist. But it feels like a full time job trying to find them.

It’s not even that that would bother me. But maybe lead with a hello first?

I get horny?

Ahhh. Online dating. Where you meet so many amazing people who start of their conversation with such witty and intelectual questions such as, “have you ever pegged a man before?”

#dyingalone

A patient just requested that we play Taylor Swift during their procedure. I’m in my own personal hell right now.

So apparently the latest skincare trend is that people are putting beef tallow on their face? This is fascinating and I need to know more. But also, ew.

He’s been the heart of the team for over 10 years. I’m so beyond disappointed. I guess it’s time to order a Derek Henry jersey and hope for the best. 😔

Ravens' Justin Tucker says massage therapists' allegations 'false' — ESPN Six massage therapists in the Baltimore area have alleged Ravens kicker Justin Tucker displayed inappropriate sexual behavior between 2012 and 2016, according to a report.

I just can’t. This is breaking my heart. I have 3 Tucker jerseys. Why does everyone have to suck?

So much this.

So I withdrew from the acting class I was taking because it was way too advanced for my level. They were talking head shots and agents and I don’t have a resume unless you count high school. But I’m still loving improv classes and really feel like I’ve found my niche. I love comedy so much.

Awww. Han will always be my bias.

No problem. Makes sense 😊

Are you on Spotify? Any way I could check out your playlists?