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Better than the SNL Skyrizi/Otezla sketch:

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this and a lil bit of k 🤏🏻🤌🏻

watched the anime Paprika for the first time last night. What a phenomenal film. The OG Inception

Bar Bushido last night 🍣💋

Copy paste!!! 😂😍

Dakota Johnson in those Calvin Kleins, sheeeeesh😮‍💨

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Gorgeous weather in CT today 🌞

Installing an Intoxalock breathalyzer in a car today... after 3 years of not driving. Slowly but surely getting that freedom back

I think I've found a winner for an Etna Rosso on our wine list! Since unfortunately the Passopisciaro Scinniri is unavailable to us now 🥲

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Sonja Morgan is so unhinged. I can't help but love it. "I'm not a trophy wife. I don't shave my pvssy!!" #RHONY S12

tempus fugit, memento mori

I was already pissed off about the 2 gold-plated nose rings I spent $220 each on to last me less than a year because they won't clasp anymore. What is with jewelry quality lately... spend $20 on a nose ring from Spencer's Gifts and it lasts over 10 years. Did I mention I'm PISSED

Spent $50 on a pair of beaded earrings from New Mexico and both earrings just spilled a strand of beads onto my bedroom floor. Wtf

THANK YOU, JOVANI!

Woke up to Kiwi sleeping on my head. Now look at her

Ooooo I love it!!

Wembanyama 🙏🏻

post-work brie cheese + orange wine + cooking a portobello/spinach pasta. rare moment cooking for myself

The amt of bureaucratic hoops I'm jumping through today to get a car registered in the next week is exhausting. I've been on the phone with so many different people for 4 hours now

😂 yikes!!!

I'm seeing a job listing for bartender at Bass Pro Shops lol they have a bar?? 🤨

Yeeeeah lol nick also commented "not so Grande" even from 650 ft 😬 also I was so prepared for cold weather and the whole time sweat my ass off. Did not expect over 60° days

Art Hoes With Thicc Cake Who Vape

How are you feeling on a scale of 1 to 10?
BLESSED

Kiwi missed me 💚

Funny because there was one lady crashing out yelling "WHO'S ON THEIR COFFEE BREAK" in the most East coast accent

Omg I have reached the episode of RHONY when Luann gets arrested 😬😬

our Airbnb neighbors this past week 🥰😽

My suitcase is getting shipped tomorrow... grateful it wasn't lost forever. But how do they lose over 30 people's suitcases? 🙄