Alex

I'm pregnant

I love embarrassing myself in the self checkout line in a country whose language I don't speak

living in scotland means saying "have a good one" and then confusing people

I beat gold stake

everyday I run the risk of waking up and reading an opinion from a 15 year old serbian

grrrr

who's Paul and why are they stretching him

woah...

I never thought I'd be truly revolted by a slice of chocolate cake before today

america would be so breathtaking if every business was chinese

what do you mean by this

just got a victory royale

just got on fortnite

playing balatro and I have an eternal photograph and a blueprint. a hanging chad is an easy find that would make this run go nuclear. I have $12 and the next blind is a boss, so I decide to pick up the overstock. what reveals itself? a hanging chad. I immediately die

moshi moshi?

I've been derusting on osu lately and I've actually gotten to a point where I'm setting 300s again, I should go for a 400 because it'd be really funny if my first 300 and first 400 were 9 years apart

everyone is my friend. I love you all you're so cool

Fetch me a fire extinguisher. A Good one. With the foam.

happy new year everypony

akolibed if he was an emulsion of garlic and olive oil: aiolibed

I'm the first osu player ever to have a 100pp score in every gamemode

be nice they just said slay the spire 2

it's time to play the beatmap december 9th on osu be sure to play december 9th today is the only day you can do it

I will likely not be awake for the game awards but I sure hope they have video games

oh okay sure

they should bring the Harlem shake back

there's not enough white guys who enjoy a cheerwine at the airport

oh i know this this is near the Meryem Ana Heykeli in Selçuk, Türkiye

this is a good thing

I'm in the Danube River