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The funniest soda is unquestionably root beer *I am immediately attacked by hordes of Europeans*

11.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success

11.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 4049 πŸ” 822 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 52

So....dang......dumb

11.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Colored a few of those Darkwing Duck scribbles!

10.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 549 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

These guys worked for Elon, even if it isn't, i'm just assuming Palantir was looped in somehow

11.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Classic level 1 boss mindset, never gonna get ahead without wanting better for yourself and your men, sad to see

11.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What makes me so fucking mad is

I never hurt anyone. The vast, overwhelming majority of nsfw creators and sex workers dont.

We get cut off from the ability to use-the-dollar but all the sick fucks that hurt people, both directly and indirectly, every single day, never get even a slap on the wrist

11.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2352 πŸ” 809 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 7

Hank Hill: Dammit Bobby, they Blair Witched you

11.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

They'd have a studio space set up for him to do a video podcast from prison, all wearing street clothes and jewelry with prison themed merch

11.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Closing out my game art post series, saving one of the best for last.
Star War Galaxies
33" x 45" Oil on Panel 2003
Channeled quite a bit of passion into this piece, visualizing a young Han Solo and Chewbacca as an advertising piece for the video game..

11.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Many notable officers quit in protest days before this, and have been doing so for over a year now, the brain is almost drained

11.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Hey’ came before β€˜hi,’ and β€˜hi' came before β€˜hello.’

β€˜Hi’ is most likely a variant of β€˜hey.’

β€˜Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

10.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 6009 πŸ” 1097 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 146

"uh, pay no attention to the massive death toll, uh or the Lebanese, what matters is not paying 8 a gallon by next thursday"

11.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This needs to be immortalized.

10.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 408 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

thousands of years of military officers in training:
"MMMhhh good point!" *writing sounds*

11.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We interviewed not a single paying human but this pile of black boxes sure has some opinions! Give us millions!

11.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Supply lines, you should understand that armies have those" is really the level of expertise his target audience had

11.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They fired forest rangers making $50k

11.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 366 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

no one told me dril was back

11.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The article itself says gas jumped $.60 in a day, this would, at best save us $.18. Feels like there's literally no upside to this other than to squeak out a tiny "we helped" during a 2028 debate

11.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this guy knows ball

11.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me try to look up my friend Trung Nguyen after coming back from Vietnam

11.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
illustration of a fantasy/gnome-like take on mario bros. Bowser flies away with Peach in his clown car, stolen cake and tea in hand, a true villain. The toads are distraught. Yoshi is eager to clean up. Luigi is a bit oblivious and returns what he thinks is Bowsers' friendly wave. Mario is PO'd. In the background various enemies go about their day and blocks grow coin flowers, designs inspired by mario land.

illustration of a fantasy/gnome-like take on mario bros. Bowser flies away with Peach in his clown car, stolen cake and tea in hand, a true villain. The toads are distraught. Yoshi is eager to clean up. Luigi is a bit oblivious and returns what he thinks is Bowsers' friendly wave. Mario is PO'd. In the background various enemies go about their day and blocks grow coin flowers, designs inspired by mario land.

πŸ„Mushroom BrothersπŸ„

Print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/sute...

✦ #art #mar10

10.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 695 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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RAINBOW ZYCLOPS???

#dnd #ttrpg #dnd #osr #cyclops

11.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a goblin gardening in a pile of skull and crowned heads. A text behind says "Compost your tyrants"

a goblin gardening in a pile of skull and crowned heads. A text behind says "Compost your tyrants"

Sticker I made a few month ago. Will probably open a shop, one day

10.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That this war with Iran is unpopular in a way never before recorded in American history has seen remarkably little attention from the press

10.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2457 πŸ” 473 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 17

Exactly! Look at this shit. The Washington Post doesn't exist anymore. Bezos killed it. This is why we need to throw these pubs in the garbage and stop referencing them. They're not real anymore. You learn nothing and get fed shit.

10.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

How many people do you think worked to push this story as close to market close as possible?

10.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10

I will never not hear it this way
"there's a girl MY LORD...breath breath...details Glenn, focus on details, she's in a flatbed Ford, oh god she's slowing down, she's looking at me!!"

10.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0