🏳️‍⚧️Tiny🏳️‍⚧️

As someone who cooks I'd be way more terrified of a dragon shooting tons of super hot steam at me than boiling water or fire

How come depictions of water dragons I've seen only breathe fire or boiling water. Steam is RIGHT THERE. it's hotter than boiling water AND it still gives the effect of breathing out a smoke-like gas

me when the lsd activates my until now dormant schizophrenia gene

Standing around stirring for 40 minutes while the roux browns is kinda cwinge tho

Gumbo yum

💋mmmwah

Charcoal but people

An apple drawn with charcoal in a sketch book

Charcoal apple :3

Shtupid freakin dawg!!

Oh dear

god i hope fgc ppl actually move over here and stay fuck twitter

a black and white image of an anthropomorphic white rabbits in a black vest and shorts, standing on her toes so she is able to shape the mohawk spike, which belongs to an anthropomorphic spotted hyena. The Helena is sited, cross-legged, looking down at a flip phone. She's smiling. There is a table behind the rabbit with an open pot of 'fur gel'.

hairstyling

MARIO: It’s-a Me, Mario!

WITNESS PROTECTION AGENT: (rubbing temples) Let’s go over this, again.

To be fair the toy they're inspecting is sentient and might not enjoy his friends holding him under water. maybe if they hadn't found it quickly that was the emergency backup plan, but if they can help it they'll go with the comfy option

That shit was good tho ngl id get it again idc

Drank a new beer at a sushi place, googled it and the first thing that comes up is "worker urinating in vat scandal" you gotta be shitting me

Scene queen of your dreams
art from OnionBred on twitter

Wasn't exactly "fair" early on either, fair competition in a free market is a capitalist myth. It was always gonna end like this

A fucking bee ran into my joint while I was smoking outside

Reposting one of my most popular memes, that completely escaped my little twitter circle and circulates the internet.

Awww the skrunkly :))))

Let yourself make poor decisions, as a treat :)