The studio decided it was cheaper to keep Dad on retainer than hire Steve a driver. They actually ran the numbers on that!
The studio decided it was cheaper to keep Dad on retainer than hire Steve a driver. They actually ran the numbers on that!
New Pentagon budget reports show Pete Hegseth spent $93 billion in one month, making it the highest monthly expense since 2008.
This budget report included spending $2 million on Alaskan King Crab.
Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"
Hahahahha
My dad used to represent Steve McQueen in traffic court here in LA. Steve (who was our next-door neighbor) liked to go 101 on the 101 freeway. I don’t think they’re arresting anymore tho
Sigh
This isn’t insane or anything
I am actually looking foward to this law catching on in other states
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I figured this was why the military hospital in Germany closed Labor and Delivery last week : www.militarytimes.com/news/your-mi...
Not just stoned. Stoned “to the gills” as he put it. He told deputies he was God, tried to outrun them barefoot, and ended his birthday in jail with surprise meth charges waiting in his sock. www.complex.com/life/a/berna...
In the days after President Trump launched U.S. forces in an attack against Iran, American support for the strikes is far lower than what it has been at the beginnings of previous foreign conflicts. See the polling here. nyti.ms/4sDoksm
4 days ago, NPR reported that the Trump administration is still withholding, in violation of the Epstein files statutes, 37 pages of documents that implicate him in the rape of a child. This should end his presidency. www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...
A mirror selfie of me wearing a crop top that says "ride the D"
I had to get this unhinged shirt the LA Metro put out to advertise their new line.
Full disclosure: This commentary from last week could be the absolute worst of my many bad takes over the years. bsky.app/profile/kyle...
The Scottsdale mayor’s chief of staff remains on paid suspension amid an ongoing city investigation into alleged policy violations – and the city has not disclosed publicly what those violations are.
WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking?
ME: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then the opposite of a hospital is an orchard.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'
Also, I would bet on the Partridges, because they had Bonaduce
Although if Alice could come in on the Brady side, things might get ugly
He died doing what he loved - nothing.
I want you all to know i have cat-like reflexes (want to sleep all day in the sun)
"The Taliban's misogynist structure systematically treats women and girls as inferior. Yet when women and girls are left with no choice but to attempt dressing as males, just to survive, they are met with punishment."
New statue of Trump and Epstein recreating famed ‘Titanic’ scene is placed on National Mall
Pleased to note that Martin is one of the people in Trump World I wrote about last year. (I also rang the bell about Noem years ago and her white knights sent me death threats.They are a strange bunch.)
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I was sure this would last forever www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
I cannot imagine anything sadder than going to write a post on LinkedIn and then clicking the “rewrite with AI” button. If you aren’t confident you can meet the baseline tone of LinkedIn? I dont know, man.
“We can take them at their word.”
A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.
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