holy fuck Chain Bear is back YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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04.03.2026 05:17
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I feel so fucking attacked right now
sometimes I wake up and peek while moving slowly so that the t-rex can't see me. If I'm careful enough, I can get my phone without being detected
every goddamn time
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
An aerial photo of the eastern edge of the Sierra Nevada range taken near Mono Lake
The snow-capped Sierras look pretty nice from here
OH: "if I die with a tastykake in my gullet I'll definitely go to Philly Valhalla"
My god Ekitike is just fun to watch. That second goal is absolute filth.
Wirtz is coming into his own is beautiful, too. Amazing assist.
Still look shaky in defense, but this is at least watchable.
OH: "at least project when you're mocking me!"
Every time I fly I am reminded that SFO is the best airport by an order of magnitude. Anything else brutally highlights the contrast.
My old, grumpy cat at the very expensive prescription food that keeps her kidneys online: 🙄
When I'm trying to drink a protein shake: hold up, I wanna try
I have no idea how this animal reached 20 years old
What the actual fuck even by the standards of the Trump regime claiming to have kidnapped the sitting president of a sovereign nation is the most absolutely batshit thing so far. Hideous crime
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
if you went online and asked someone to produce csam and that person produced it and put it out in the public they would all be arrested the same day
taxpayer money going to a kiddie porn generator should be a gigantic scandal, like one of the biggest scandals of our lifetimes
we're back on our Destiny 2 bullshit and I gotta say: still got it after not playing for like a year and a half
JOHN WILKES BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
THIS SHIT SURVIVED A WHOLE-ASS PHONE REBOOT HOLY SHIT
Really gotta commend PG&E on their dedication to the bit. An email they sent out about testing infrastructure in SF has somehow put my email app in an inescapable glitch loop that continues even after I force quit and restarted the damn thing.
I'm honestly impressed.
Guy who’s rich enough to buy off a duchy but not a whole continent voice: for principled, idealistic reasons I am calling for the continent to be abolished in favor of several dozen duchies.
It is!
@maryis.gay: “there was a trailer before JJK for the Mario Movie and I knew I knew Luigi’s voice from something we watched recently…”
Me: “DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM BOWSER?”
The Atom is a perfect jacket, especially for SF, and I will die on this hill. Gonna wear my 2019 one until it completely falls apart.
Finally a good use for AI: making life more difficult for Harry Potter fans
It’s so fucking shameless, and I’m sure it works in some cases, which just annoys me more
Infantino is the exact kinda slimy fucker to do this laughable shit, and Blatter would’ve hopped on in a heartbeat. That’s really saying something about FIFA as a whole.
Listen, I get it, people are doing their job and whatnot. That being said…
DO NOT LIE AND PRETEND WE KNOW EACH OTHER ALREADY HOLY FUCK
The fucking _nerve_ on these people, goddamn
Being on medical leave means I’m more likely to answer the phone, expecting doctors’ offices and shit. Getting a recruiter cold call in the middle of that threw me for a loop for a moment before processing the bullshit being spewed, and goddamn is it annoying.
For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
I made @maryis.gay read the whole backstory to get this shitpost
A box truck for a company named Kael Foods
Tempest Keep was merely a setback! Hahahaha… a stepping stone to a much larger plan! It has all led to this… My new business!
