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Unassuming Local Guy

@bionicslingshot

Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.

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a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium giving a speech and says you should come . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium giving a speech and says you should come .

๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜

09.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more the merrier. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

09.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss CA every day ๐Ÿ˜…

09.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Purely aspirational, mind you haha.

09.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhhhh so cute ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

09.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna tell my boss that my work for the week is โ€œVery complete, pretty much,โ€ and hit the road for Palm Springs with no prior notice.

09.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 103 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œGimme yer kees, Iโ€™m takinโ€™ ova.โ€

09.03.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a stuffed bird is sitting on a pile of hay eating popcorn ALT: a stuffed bird is sitting on a pile of hay eating popcorn
09.03.2026 13:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Name your fav film from the year you were born

09.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

D a m n.

09.03.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A relatable king. ๐Ÿ‘‘

09.03.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 65 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car looking at her phone ALT: a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car looking at her phone

Oh jeez I can IMAGINE.

08.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ It was a few months ago now so I legitimately donโ€™t even remember what it looked like. I just remember clicking and thinking, โ€œOhโ€ฆ welpโ€ฆโ€

08.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A watercolor painting of the DragonQuest slime smiling in the ferny sun-dappled undergrowth of a forest, a pair of dragonflies buzzing overhead

A watercolor painting of the DragonQuest slime smiling in the ferny sun-dappled undergrowth of a forest, a pair of dragonflies buzzing overhead

07.03.2026 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1535 ๐Ÿ” 595 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a door that says that sign can 't stop me because i can ALT: a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a door that says that sign can 't stop me because i can
08.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got served an ad for a cute jacket from Old Navyโ€ฆ I clicked through, and it was for children. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

08.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

!!!!

08.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha thank youuuu

08.03.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh yessssssss

08.03.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could be October, Iโ€™m not sure.

08.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhhh cool cool cool ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ

08.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด

08.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just spent 4 nights in California and an unexpected night in Atlanta on my way home (during which I got ~2.5 hours of sleep), and now Iโ€™m back in Florida and managing the time change.

Not only do I not know what time it is, I barely know what YEAR it is.

08.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 79 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh man I have to order all Thai dishes โ€œmildโ€ now, or Iโ€™ll be up all night with acid reflux. ๐Ÿ˜ž One of the few truly bad things to have happened to me after turning 40, haha.

08.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a clue!

08.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has the auto-moderation on here just completely stopped working? As of very recently, it seems to have gone from being a little overzealous to just letting endless dicks through.

And believe me, I love dicks. But I also enjoy scrolling my main Bluesky account in public. (Also, LABEL UR NUDES PLZ.)

08.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 109 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldnโ€™t have to ask me twice. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

08.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was certainly an unusual end to an exhausting 24 hours of travel! ๐Ÿ˜…

07.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thank you!! I just got homeโ€ฆ first priority was laying on the floor with the cats. Now โ€” I must shower ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜…

07.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผโœจ

07.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0