Sarah Sparkle Shiny

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I just finished reading a book that made me suspect AI writing or maybe an AI editor. I am so angry about it.

#uglydogs

Buckle up for this one. It’s dusty in here.

Well now I’m crying on the light rail

Are the expedition class drug tested? 👀

Asking because I really don’t want rich assholes on speed running dogs into the ground…

Ugh. I hadn’t considered that possibility. 🤢

A+ tongues!!

Golden retriever laying on a floor.

Korra, laying in her weird way (we call it the chicken wing) as we waited for her vet exam today. (She’s fine, it was a checkup!)

Never misses

Dangit. I forgot the chicken broth. Need that too.

Name a really good combo of ingredients.

I’ll start:

Roast chicken drippings
Garlic
Thyme
Butter
Lemon juice
Parsley

Makes a sauce that is ridiculous.

a man in a black sweater is making a funny face and says yiiikes Alt: a man in a black sweater is making a funny face and says yiiikes

Disseminates? Did he mean disintegrates?

This commentating…

Remember Arlo? Ross? Ahhh the glory days.

Golden retriever laying across a person’s legs. The legs are covered with a blanket.

I’m pinned. Someone please get me a beverage.

I was confused for a sec, “who is Frey?!”

As I was stepping over a guardrail on our walk Korra decided to lunge after something. My one foot that was on the ground was in mud. I ate it pretty hard, mangled the umbrella I was holding, and was covered in mud.

Excited to see how my back is tomorrow morning. 👍🏻

She just walked off stage. I imagine her phone has blown up. 😂

My bff is at our undergrad rn collecting files for her job. She found the capstone paper I wrote when I was 22. She stole it and is going to mail it to me.

I’m so excited/horrified to read the work of baby Sarah. 😂

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .

Uh, I need Fairbanks to get it together. I’m supposed to go there in a month. 🥶

Shoot, no. I didn’t tune in so that’s probably why. My bad. 😬

Oooh I may need to tune in. Love me some schadenfreude.

Yeah I’d rather know. 😢

Same. Just Glad.

AK needs to get its shit together because I simply am not cut out for those temps and I’m supposed to be there in about a month.

I have the circulation of a 100yo with bad circulation. 🥶

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😂 thank you. I cackled more than once.

It’s starting to give vibes of a certain youth group from Europe circa 1930s-1940s 😫

Our pub league team’s theme is Stardew Valley. I am very unfamiliar with it but have been forced to dip in.