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(explaining weather to marylanders) imagine a crab cake

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Been struggling to get groceries for WEEKS, keep having to postpone because everything has had to go to rent or storage.

#PleaseShare, and help if able? Need $150 for food URGENTLY, and a head start on $700 rent. At $45 so far.

#DisabilityCrowdFund
#MutualAidRequest
#KeepFolksAlive

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Text: Also, y'all missed English lunch during which [student] corrected Kerry for saying octopuses instead of octopi, and it was like Kerry had been training her whole life for a student to make that mistake. Total lay-up, and my favorite part of the day. Merriam-Webster Merriam-Webster O @MerriamWebster Happy World Octopus Day! octopi = from the belief that words of Latin origin should have Latin endings octopuses = an English ending to match its adoption as an English words octopodes = from the belief that bc 'octopus' is originally Greek, it should have a Greek ending

me: so octopuses…

student: do you mean octopi?

other professor: oh no you didn’t

student: I TAKE IT BACK

me: so, in English, we borrow not only WORDS, but MORPHOLOGIES, and since octopus is a Greek word borrowed into Latin borrowed into English…

I have 45 MINUTES left to reach rent, and I've stalled at $335 of $700.

The time change makes it even harder than usual this week, and I'm already in a lot of stress due to losing another parent. Please help me not lose my home as well!

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URGENT!!!

Please, folks! I've had no progress since reaching $230, and I've now got only 14 hours left until rent is due.

11AM will be earlier tomorrow because of the time change. Please help ASAP if you can?

Also, I'm STILL desperate for help with food funds.

This post definitely makes me think about Ea-Nasir. Sure, there's a business aspect to that, but we only meme about him because thousands of years later, we still like to complain about terrible businesses. I should journal about Target, and future people will likely relate to that, too.

It's always fun to hear gossip or stories about crushes from any time of history.

I like it when people wear an N95 mask to avoid spreading disease. I dislike it when people wear balaclavas while assaulting, kidnapping, and murdering people. I'm just weird like that

50min before midnight hits

$45.96 still needed asap!

please PLEASE assist!!

could be a nothing burger...but it could also be an everything bagel

So round!

In my (very small Catholic) grade school, we had a set of fraternal triplets and they got so much attention from everyone. Some of it was due to their difficult family situation (which I completely understand), but a lot of it was just for being triplets (they knew this and acted like it).

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I've received an email ultimatum about storage: must pay by 8PM tomorrow or it goes on auction. So far I've hiy $50, out of $350 for Feb, including late fee, and $300 for March.

#PleaseShare- help a disabled dude not lose spare mobility tools?

#MutualAidRequest
#DisabilityCrowdFund
#KeepFolksAlive

My immune system is the boss of me and that is absolutely the problem. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Rent has been CLEARED, thank you so much. But I desperately need to cover storage today or I will LOSE MY UNIT and all the important items like my wheelchair inside it.

I also badly need to get a grocery run. So anything you can send would be extremely helpful. And please keep sharing!

$50 more received! Thank you so much- now I'm at $605, getting close to rent!

Storage and groceries are also ESSENTIAL- I cannot lose the items in my unit and I'm running low on food. Please consider chipping in if you're able to?

And please keep sharing! These are all needed by tomorrow!

Thanks for hosting!

I need a lot of help. $700 would keep me housed another week, but the total I need to not fall behind, lose my vital property, or go hungry is $1500, between rent, Feb late and March upcoming storage, and food.

Please chip in if you can, and share!

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Do not reduce anyone's struggles as a distraction right now, please.

Trans people are being steam rolled. They shouldn't have to suck that up because you want to talk about something else.

Literally most of the people who made an effort to reskeet are Black people.

Y'all really don't wanna make space for Black folks, huh?

REBEKA NEEDS TO GET TO at least 23% on this goal to cover rent & their PET scan. TODAY.

No movement for DAYS.

I should have stayed on Pinterest with the creepy A.I. hairstyles and regionally offensive hot dog recipes.

I fully lost my mind this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard???????????

They do this with blonde hair too, but they call it "sun-drenched blonde" or "buttery yellow". They do it with red, silver, etc. It's so silly and I will never stop reading these articles while not using hair color I bought from the store.

Sharing weird/gruesome Catholic saint and/or pope stories with someone because you know she will like them (my friend and I do this)

Hey, friends and friendlies, I've only made $30 so far, and MUST reach $700 rent and $350 overdue storage by Sunday the 1st. Also VERY low on food- $150 covers 2-3 weeks.

#PleaseShare- help my #MutualAidRequest reach as many folks as possible! Donate if able?

#DisabilityCrowdFund
#KeepFolksAlive