My wife would say Counting Crows because they change all their songs when playing live.
And she’s a Grateful Dead and Phish fan. 🤔🤣
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My wife would say Counting Crows because they change all their songs when playing live.
And she’s a Grateful Dead and Phish fan. 🤔🤣
I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.
The 25th is never happening.
Reminds me of the time I momentarily sat on a jury back in 2010ish where a woman murdered her husband, Googled how to dispose of a dead body, then burned the house and PC down.
The defense attorneys struck me from selection because I knew what a Google search history was. Good times.
This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
These are deeply unserious people and should be treated as such.
I will vote for any candidate who promise to reschedule “spring forward” to 2pm on Monday so I lose an hour of work instead of an hour of sleep. I am prepared to become a single issue voter.
Those parents *should* be forced into that conversation. Fuck them.
teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”
10/10 take. no notes
They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"
That Iranian Navy ship we torpedoed had no ammunition on board because that was a requirement to participate in the MILAN 2026 exercise (organized by the Indian Navy).
The US Navy knew this because IT ALSO PARTICIPATED IN THE EXERCISE. What a national embarrassment.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...
Wow. A-Basin is finally opening Montezuma Bowl tomorrow.
I knew the snow was bad this year, but holy shit.
For reference, they usually open Montezuma for the season in December/January.
That this manchild influences anyone is a stain on humanity.
this move will simultaneously increase the average intelligence of the Trump cabinet and the U.S. senate
Killing the planet to kill schoolchildren using AI slop referencing ten year old maps.
A microcosm of life in 2026.
All the billionaires left.
I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
Incel Ian Miles Cheong: Dubai is safe cause they’re are a lot of rich people here
Iran Revolutionary Guard:
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
Max Boot is like “idk, the justification for this war looks pretty flimsy.” This is the most unsold war in the history of wars. That is like Cat Fancy calling a cat less than mid.
U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.
just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism
What a wonderful time to have a senile sociopath as president and a talk show drunk as defense secretary.
We’re almost there…
Correct. I did not.
By the end of my lunch, I had 2 tickets in my preferred seating area of Red Rocks (about halfway up, right in the center) for one of my favorite annual shows.
No need to deal with AXS waiting rooms and extra presale stress. No bot check. Nothing.
This is how you nail the Autistic fanbase. Perfect.
Shoutout to bands who do presales using a combo of Patreon and Seated.
Red Rocks show announced this morning. Get the presale code from Patreon & pick my price point on Seated.
The whole thing took 3 minutes while I casually ate my lunch.
$5 bump in price to avoid presale stress? A no brainer.
