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Jamie Schembri

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๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ/๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น Ruby engineer, immigrant in ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ. I talk software, life, sometimes music. Writing at schembri.me Moaning at moanings.schembri.me ??? at haiku.schembri.me Currently building dogbooks.app and musicilike.net. he/him

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I enjoy how the UK socket has a slot-head screw representing the quintessentially British war of traditionalism versus meaningful change.

10.03.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
One UK and two European sockets side-by-side, under the same face plate.

One UK and two European sockets side-by-side, under the same face plate.

Probably my first time seeing this before. One UK and two European sockets next to each other on the Eng <-> NL Stena Line ferry.

Extremely uninteresting unless it's interesting to you.

10.03.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Public Bathrooms

in a time of need
the pot a loose suggestion
leaveโ€”golden footprints

#haiku Inspired by my latest road trip.

10.03.2026 10:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yours sincerely,

09.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of booking.com customer service chat, where they request plenty of information. My response is simply "Hi,"

Screenshot of booking.com customer service chat, where they request plenty of information. My response is simply "Hi,"

If you're going to ask me for lots of information and provide a single line for text input, please make sure that shift+enter works as a line break.

08.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social Can you guys spin up a podcast where you argue about sports vs video games now?

05.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Petty, I love it!

05.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elder Johnson, huh? Weird flex, but okay.

05.03.2026 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bottle of Daddies sauce.

A bottle of Daddies sauce.

Iโ€™m thinking a lot about British food while Iโ€™m here. For example, how many daddies does it take to make a bottle of sauce, and how do they get the right consistency?

05.03.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, Iโ€™ve run the tests and I can safely say that Marmite is better than Vegemite.

Having said that, theyโ€™re both vile.

Having said that, Iโ€™ll keep eating Marmite. Iโ€™m not sure why but it feels like some kind of masochistic desire.

05.03.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Four months of Ruby Central moving Ruby backward From the moment RubyGems was first created in 2004, Ruby Central provided governance without claiming ownership, to support the Ruby community. Providing governance meant creating processes to provide stability and predictability. Avoiding ownership meant allowing the community to contribute, to thโ€ฆ

after four months of private discussions, I have an update on the Bundler and RubyGems situation with Ruby Central: andre.arko.net/2026/03/03/fouโ€ฆ

03.03.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I had no idea you could add haptics on the web!

03.03.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I woke up at 4:30. The intention was to get up at 5:30, but because I was on the ferry from CET to GMT and airplane mode was on, my phone didnโ€™t know any better.

Got so used to not having to think about this when travelling!

03.03.2026 09:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha itโ€™ll be on Saturday!

03.03.2026 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heading to the UK where my wife is representing The Netherlands in Crufts dog agility โ˜บ๏ธ

02.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s just a blogging/newsletter platform. There are so many alternatives that itโ€™s not even worth arguing for.

02.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, I agree, I love the idea!

02.03.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

s/Microsoft/Microslop

02.03.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Microsoft uses "Streisand Effect". It's effective!

02.03.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are so many of these tools popping up. It's really hard to figure out which ones are worth our time and will survive. Common problem with it being so easy to build stuff at the moment, I suppose :(.

02.03.2026 12:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to mention that another large portion of communication is coming from a separate megalomaniac billionaire paedophile's personal blogging side-project.

02.03.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nuts that there's a war on and most of the communication is being done through some billionaire's CSAM-generating side-project.

02.03.2026 09:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

28.02.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

World leaders considered chuuni

28.02.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My menu's quite different so there's probably some regional / A/B stuff going on. But in any case, it's pretty straightforward once we get there ๐Ÿ˜

28.02.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extensions -> ChatGPT > [ ] Use ChatGPT

28.02.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 16430 ๐Ÿ” 5093 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126 ๐Ÿ“Œ 103

Congratulations!

27.02.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

X is more than just a Y. It's a Y.

27.02.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should! I'm running it alongside a whole bunch of other stuff on an aging NAS and rusting mechanical disks and it's still really snappy. Snappier than any other solution I've tried to date!

I do have the DB on an (old, SATA) SSD, though, which is recommended.

26.02.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0