Stache(e-boy)

My Italian stepmom gave me her sauce recipe. Can I get a 🤌?

Making a buttered nut and gelatinous fruit preservative sandwich

Check out this thicc boi. (Shoe for scale)

I have one left.

Not terrible for someone who really can't cook.

High praise coming from you. I'm frying tortillas made from scratch as we speak and the tilapia looks perfect. It's fish taco time

I have Pico'd the gallo(I can't chop vegetables well)

Right now I'm needing dough, so right now I'm kneading dough.

Played Amnesia:the Bunker recently and the original Resident Evil on PS1 decades ago and they both jump scared the shit out of me in the same way

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I've been sticking my head in the oven to get ahead on adapting.

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I'm going to click the big X and close the whole building.

Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky

They call this the "welcome to Bluesky, grifter" ratio.

Take your conspiracy grift back to Twitter. The suckers are all there anyway and you can easily identify them by their blue check marks.

The overriding urge to ask "by what metric?", When they say "America is the greatest country."

Does it still count if your children disown you?

Twitter broke itself trying to suspend you.

Man, first post on the new site. Hope I don't fuck it up.