Arielle Lalande

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Evil spirit inside Olympic stuffed animal now controls Nathan MacKinnon’s mortal soul MILAN – After the devastating loss to Team USA in the men’s hockey gold medal game on Sunday afternoon, it would appear that CBC broadcast cameras at the 2026 Winter Olympic Games captured the very mo...

Evil spirit inside Olympic stuffed animal now controls Nathan MacKinnon’s mortal soul

I wrote about something that’s been on my mind for two days. We must get to the truth of this story. Colorado Avalanche pls respond.

I was on Stanchies duty for last night’s #Canucks game! If you want context for this, I guess you’re going to have to read 👀

Thank for this, I just genuinely honked out loud

The Stanchies: Red-hot Pittsburgh Penguins top Canucks 3-2 Well, this game was a great time, until the dying seconds put a damper on things. If you thought you were getting a laid-back Sunday matinee between the Canucks and the Pittsburgh Penguins, you were likely caught off guard by the levels of absurdity displayed. This game had EVERYTHING: More homecoming narratives than a Marvel…

The Stanchies: Red-hot Pittsburgh Penguins top Canucks 3-2

firing a team's longtime head coach but keeping the longtime general manager

While the #Canucks are hot in the headlines, here’s my latest trying to make sense of a team with a lot of potential and not much to show for it right now.

3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Kevin Lankinen’s sharp saves not enough to carry Canucks to a win Welcome back to Stars of the Week at CanucksArmy! Every week, we’ll be bringing you our Top Three best and brightest performers on the Vancouver Canucks that week. Disagree with our picks or have your own stars to nominate? Let us know in the comments below!   At this stage in the Canucks rebuild, two…

3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Kevin Lankinen’s sharp saves not enough to carry Canucks to a win

Just a ridiculously good actor with an equally good resume

Canucks vs Sens tonight. Very stoppable force meets extremely movable object.

My thoughts on the #Canucks this week: bad, they’re doing bad.

3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Liam Öhgren and other young players leading the charge Welcome back to Stars of the Week at CanucksArmy! Every week, we’ll be bringing you our Top Three best and brightest performers on the Vancouver Canucks that week. Disagree with our picks or have your own stars to nominate? Let us know in the comments below!   There are no stars in a week where…

3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Liam Öhgren and other young players leading the charge

It is murder, plainly, and on video, and they'll look you in the eyes and describe a completely different reality. Pure delusion. Not to be overly dramatic, but it really feels like something's happened where our realities have entirely diverged. I have nothing in common with these people

CRA in blind panic after someone completes tax return in January OTTAWA - The Canadian Revenue Agency is reportedly in a state of total meltdown after receiving a complete tax report in the first few weeks of the new year.

CRA in blind panic after someone completes tax return in January

Linus Karlsson is a feel-good story in a never ending carousel of feel-bad stories. My latest on the #Canucks ⬇️

3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Linus Karlsson’s three-point week leads the charge into 2026 Welcome back to Stars of the Week at CanucksArmy! Every week, we’ll be bringing you our Top Three best and brightest performers on the Vancouver Canucks that week. Disagree with our picks or have your own stars to nominate? Let us know in the comments below!   Welcome to 2026! It’s a new calendar year,…

3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Linus Karlsson’s three-point week leads the charge into 2026

Short King (5ft10in) Quinn Hughes

The Grinch, Nickelback, the Victoire collectively moving like the evil Energizer Bunny, and distinct kicking motions. The Vancouver Goldeneyes could not catch a break.

The Goldies is out now! Thank you Lachlan for tapping me in to cover today!

The Goldies: #Goldeneyes drop holiday home game 4-2 to Victoire
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We’ll see if I get the call up again this season!

Thank you!!

My Stanchies debut for this #Canucks  season was a win…I didn’t know they could do that. Give it a read, click all the links, click all the ads!

The Stanchies: Youth carries Canucks in weekend win vs. Wild It’s always fun when we’ve got a Hockey Night in Canada matchup on our hands… Right? It was fun. Even while the Vancouver Canucks were staring down the barrel of the second game of a back-to-back against a surging top-10 Minnesota Wild team, it was fun. Then came the news that Elias Pettersson left warmups…

The Stanchies: Youth carries Canucks in weekend win vs. Wild

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Happy to be back covering the Canucks and being very silly about it along the way!

Here’s an out of context excerpt from my first column back:

Vancouver Canucks forward #44, Kiefer Sherwood, pictured helmetless during team warmups. Text reads "Canucks Column. Hey, What's Going On? OffsideNewsCo.Com"

"The #Canucks can officially say they had someone on the roster this year who is younger than the Nintendo Wii, and I am sure that makes us all feel really cool and normal about our lives."

Read the first Canucks Column of the season from @ellycelly.bsky.social here: buff.ly/N4DGlT0

…that garlic dipping sauce does slap though. my latest very serious piece for the beaverton is live ⬇️

Patriotic Canadians resigned to consuming Pizza Pizza BARRIE – In the face of the Trump administration’s trade war, everyday Canadians have been taking drastic measures to support the Canadian economy – such as purchasing and pretending to genuinely enjo...

Patriotic Canadians resigned to consuming Pizza Pizza

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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes