the Uzter (tm)

It's simply more efficient<3

Thinking about boys.... and kissing boys 😳
I like boys!

Got rid of those silly she/her pronouns on the pronoun bot. I won't need those for another 6 months~ so why use em at all in the meantime-?

💛: I definitely need to curse some of you to where when you exercise I end up getting all the benefits and you end up weaker.

Fatter and heavier and with less muscle mass as I become the hunky form I'm meant to have.

Attribute theft but with an extra caveat, really.

Fuck it we ball

okay but where are the uncomfortable Indonesian hex maniacs with big sweat-stained tented dresses

#borzoi

Magical perma diapers that reset after they reach absolute full capacity are just mmmrf

for all the iono simps out there:
bsky.app/profile/did:...
feed of just iono!*

*it's really hard to filter out people using "iono" as a substitute for i don't know without also filtering out a lot of actual iono posts but uh. close enough. somebody smarter can figure out a solution to that.

One of the most popular pieces I've gotten from @zephyrgales.bsky.social of Kass going full Bimb under his very capable hands.

linktr.ee/erospertempus

busty kobold stoppit holds her sword and adjusts her sunglasses while holding her foot up in front of a mock D&D cover titled "advanced T&A". image is mostly grey tones with a few warm tones and her eyes are coloured golden.

Stoppit the kobold shows her feet while mostly naked and smiling. the image is mostly black and white and a speech bubble says "ROFL"

stoppit the kobold poses showing her backside as she turns to look at the viewer while holding a sword. she is topless. image is greyscale except for her golden eyes and a few brownish tones and reddish highlights on her skin. text spells out her name along the left side.

stoppit the kobold holds two hatchets as she looks at the viewer from behind. weapons sprawl out from behind her. image is in black and white except for her golden eyes and some slightly brown tones

Stoppit the sexy Kobold series 1 ❤️

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

( hdg )

just look at them... at least i know im nothing like a floret. right?

my new hairstylist today was like "is this your natural color?? its so pretty!!!" and im still riding that high <3

*PLAP PLAP PLAP*

Wh-whatever dude!

*PLAP PLAP PLAP*

N-no matter how hard you try to impregnate m-my asshole-

*PLAP PLAP PLAP*

I-I can't pause this online video game!

forgot to post this sketch from a while back :)

artwork of an anthro male bunny in one panel dressed up in adventurers gear and twirling an arrow in his paw with a bored expression on his face as he accidentally steps on a floor trap while saying: "Man, this fungeon ain't shit. No trasure. No challenge. Not even any tra-- *click* ... Of course. This better not be the funny gas that makes you a girl something." with a second panel of him now well-endowed and wearing a princess outfit with hearts in his eyes and holding a princess wand. the dress does not hide his large pink diaper while he is saying: "Oh like gosh! I'm just a cute little princess in peril! Won't some big strong hero come and save me? Bwuh ... preferably before I need a royal change...

He probably stepped on it on purpose to liven things up. It's like a 50/50 chance really.

They say the government has been hiding Aliens from us. How? Well by turning them into nerds and dorks who love Sc-fi shit. Helps discredit the people, and they get free saucers. Heres hoping this former Princess likes watching schlocky tv shows!

#tfsky

*looks at your slightly soaked diaper*

Oh hey! Do you need some help with that?

*I say as I pull the back of your waistband and pee a gentle, warm stream into the back of your padding*

It's okay, you don't have to thank me 😇💜

Introducing Mike's Smugleaf Forelock!
Just look at how PERFECT he looks! Wouldn't you want to stay this way FOREVER?

❤️ +2 Hours & 30 Min
🔁 +4 Hours
💬 +8 Hours
Timer starts at 10 days!

your reality warping friend is playing out their pokemon mystery dungeon fantasy as the main character

and now you’re learning the hard way that going off script and asking them to turn everything back is a surefire way to get demoted into a weaker + more embarrassing pokemon

*shoots you with the arrow that hypnotises you into loving me*
*shoots you with the arrow that hypnotises you into loving me*
*shoots you with the arrow that hypnotises you into loving me*
*shoots you with the arrow that hypnotises you into loving me*
*shoots you with the arrow that hypnotises you i

It's Valentine's! Test the limits of your love by saying you are still in love with your partner after I churn them into my nutsludge.

I'll let you kiss them all you want, but they might just love me more than you now.

PEAK???? how does one get this cock ring...

I found this shitpost I drew years ago and it’s reminding me that I’m really slacking on drawing nuns

hmmmm

I can already say that reaching out more and trying to make more friends is a great idea, there are way more people willing to accept and indulge in the kind of person I am than expected, making friends is a beautiful thing U////U

Lock the fuck in!

owo

Dont forget to brush your teeth.

when the huge fatass is pressed against you in an elevator and you ask for “a little space” and they say they’ll give you more than a little and now you’re the fatass pressing against them

@zoiteki.bsky.social target acquired

[ #vtuber #fanart #zoiecchi ]

It’d be so insanely hot if someone made me their clone, trained and forced me to draw something for them that looks exactly as if they drew it themselves, and upload it taking all the credit.