That is absolutely beautiful

AI saw a bunch of IRGC cell phones meeting regularly at the local school and killed all the kids.

"A bad thing exists, therefore starmer is in favour of it" is 100% of the corby rump shtick

Im not sure how 'i have awful taste in men' became a subgenre. Its just a reverse 'what did the Romans ever do for us'

He was claiming to be in dubai at the weekend.

I thought it was a mad idea that would get me killed but then I forgot to do it.

No they didnt. Some douche on twitter said an anonymous source told him. There are no official announcements

They didnt, someone made it up for clicks.

That claim is bullshit, its an anonymous source quoted by an unreliable twitter page, its not an official release

Why the fuck are you reposting IRGC claims as fact?

This is like asking trump about his golf score

The IRGC have a lot of their money in dubai.

Did they feel like a moonbase that was approaching the end of the guarantee on the window seals?

Absolutely spot on.

The best thing about dubai is they still have to import sand for construction

Ive been living in dubai for nearly 5 years.

Have you ever been to Milton Keynes, and when you were there, did you wish it was unbearably hot and 5x as expensive?

I block disingenuous morons who cant tell the difference between the most obvious sarcasm on the planet and their own pathological self-righteousness

But then, they'd never be able to leave, so the pun wouldn't land.

Ok, but is this good (adhd meds are working) or bad (depression meds arent working)?

I hope its the good kind, you get to go back to the whimsy, but without the pathological guilt later

The whole massively racist bit about banning Muslims and generally fucking the over so he can make a private real estate deal on US government time.

She’s learnt her lesson about wanting hotels full of foreigners and immigrants being burnt down. See. Prison does work

I had to look her up. (L-o-o-k)

Ive seen unironic posts about people keeping their offices open because *hustle*

I bet she still expects her nanny, driver, her chef, and her cleaner to come in tomorrow while she shelters in place

Should I vote for a candidate who is closer to my views or stay home and let the guy who thinks that flattening gaza is a good real estate opportunity win?

It wasn't, you fucking imbecile. It was limited support vs maximum support, with a view to profiting from the destruction.

Yes

Bluesky is full of people who would allow you to drown rather than allow someone they didnt like save you

I block disingenuous morons.