Ideally I'd like them in breakfast, dinner, and house sizes, but I will also accept person-sized!
12.03.2026 17:18
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You had me FOOLED, hahaha! I was about to start researching this 🤣
12.03.2026 17:17
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I admit I have quite small hands, but even so!
12.03.2026 17:16
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I am legitimately fascinated by this! I had no idea there was even such a thing as a fixed flavour unit. Are there specific kinds of strawberry that you recommend as being the most interesting/unique-tasting?
12.03.2026 16:35
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A white person's hand holding an enormous bright-red strawberry, nestled in their palm like a baby bird.
Okay either I'm shrinking or fruit is getting way, way bigger (or both)
12.03.2026 15:20
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It's a decently fun watch!
12.03.2026 13:05
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How very regal! "You DARE threaten this phone's monarchy??"
12.03.2026 10:08
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Oh, amazing, thank you so much! I really hope you like it after all that hard effort.
12.03.2026 10:08
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Ooh, that would be cool. I'd love to see a Harlots-style cast doing a Peaky Blinders!
11.03.2026 23:50
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"listen buddy, I face stuff I don't like every single day. you don't scare me"
11.03.2026 23:49
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I mean I don't want to be rude but it should keep practising if this is what it came up with, lol
11.03.2026 23:49
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it's a "loose remake" of KH&C but lacks a lot of the original vibes (and has a completely different ending)
11.03.2026 23:48
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brb, sending the scammer the link to the music video for Jess Glynne's Don't Be So Hard On Yourself
11.03.2026 23:46
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ahh is this a Peaky Blinders reference in the wild? (I confess I haven't seen it)
11.03.2026 22:08
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arranged just so! the artistry of a top-level catering company!
11.03.2026 22:03
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That was before the mafia started to work from home, you see
11.03.2026 22:02
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It better not if it doesn't want to get replaced by a Nokia 3310
11.03.2026 22:00
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the wheeze I am whazing right now
11.03.2026 21:58
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More polite and more insecure! What happened to the confidence mafia of yore??
11.03.2026 21:56
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Probably, but I really liked the idea of a scammer writing this slightly doubtful email. "It's probably bad, probably, okay? so.. just... I mean I can't be sure that... but PROBABLY"
11.03.2026 21:55
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"I will send this entire package to darknet markets, where other criminals will buy it.
It is unknown how they will use this information. They may purchase something illegal in your name, or they may not, but you will definitely not like it."
Dude, come on. Try to sound confident while you scam!
11.03.2026 21:53
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I just got a threatening spam email, and this one might be my favourite ever. It begins exactly like this:
"Your phone is quiet's orientation.
Ok. I don't have much time, so let's get straight to the point.
I want to make you an offer that you can refuse, but only once."
Wait, I can refuse it??
11.03.2026 21:52
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Three screenshots from the BBC's 1995 Pride and Prejudice adaptation.
First panel: Miss Caroline Bingley, a smirking white woman with dark hair, says "Mr Darcy, has this escapade affected your admiration for her fine eyes?"
Second panel: Mr Darcy, a serious white man with dark hair, replies "Not at all! They were brightened by the exercise."
Third panel: Miss Caroline Bingley looks at the floor, clearly stumped, and her inner thoughts read "dammit"
And thus begins THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY, wherein said lady decides to reinvent herself to become just as Kind & Sweet & Irritatingly Beloved as Miss Elizabeth Bennet.
But she's going to need help, and who better to reform her than her former crush's sister, Georgiana Darcy? Only...
05.03.2026 13:00
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Cinema Worms reviews HOW TO MAKE A KILLING and GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON'T DIE
Ahead of the Oscars chat, we've got a great lead-actor episode of Cinema Worms for you this week— chiseled capybara Glen Powell in HOW TO MAKE A KILLING 🔪🕴️🩸 and apocalyptic beardo Sam Rockwell in GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON'T DIE ☔🐱🧑💻
11.03.2026 21:49
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Fuck AI. Write an absolutely banging short story with your own glorious brain.
The Writers' HQ Write A Short Story Festival is in April and you should definitely join us writershq.co.uk/festivals-ch...
With
@lindzmcleod.bsky.social
@sarahkat.bsky.social
@tractorbeamearth.bsky.social
@aliceslat
11.03.2026 09:01
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@dikeller.bsky.social in case you couldn't find it after the other day!
10.03.2026 17:38
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Angel Country
In an alternate early 1900s, a xenobiologist hunts down her former research partner after he steals her life’s work before his greed reshapes the w...
anyway guys please pre order my book about an angry scientist who drops cosmic horrors on Long Island it's coming out this October and I am super proud of my weird eye-bally child:
www.simonandschuster.com/books/Angel-...
09.03.2026 20:32
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