Plus those tankers are just large bombs. A concentrated attack has a high likelihood to get at least one drone through to rupture the tanker. Then it's thoughts and prayers to anyone in the vicinity.

When the face eating leopards start suggesting you use a mustard based skincare product.

Well yeah, bombing a nation flat is what we like to call an unhealth care plan.

Add a few anchovies to the bottle to help pep up the wine, and sure.

It makes the chips spicy.

Thank you again to @dudeitsdarcy.bsky.social for letting me use the iconic Darcy ™️ for a bat based drawing experiment!!

Legal be mogging on Marketing in the department mental meeting

Still won't be as terrific as the smoothie from my Bass"o'matic

It was during prayer time. Likely he successfully argued that violence against those he views as lesser, is part of his religion.

I thought Saruman was going to be heading up the newly created Shield of the Shires.

Let's waddle the baby ducklings into the wood chipper.

The Tweet of Long Knives.

One was an aircraft mechanic in the Navy, his plane went MIA in Alaska during the Cold War. The other worked for AAA verifying maps.

Pretty much the same issues Sears had 15 years later when it did not modernize and bought out KMart.

It was a Department store chain primarily in the north east. In the late 90s it did not modernize it's stock tracking and bought out the Hills department stores. It went bankrupt

Its that or T[totally not a petty person) will just bomb more schools into parking lots, if he doesn't get his way.

There is little more deadly than the promise of "a short victorious war"

Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line. The next operator will be available in ^^^FOUR HOURS^^^. Thank you.

Can we just start calling Hegseth, Warlord Hegseth? Seriously a Department of Defence give defense upin it's citizens and ideals, a Department of War gives war upon its nation's citizens and ideals.

"No new wars"? That was a typo it was supposed to be "No, new wars"

Jim Crow called, to say "new phone, who is this?"

If you are going all in with AI, go for broke and create a children's choir singing Bombs over Baghdad as a hymn.

So am I the only one that thinks the new Fire starter Pokémon looks like a dustmop?

Please no, he'll likely cover it in coke and snort it up whole

So, he's likely getting a Presidential award for excellence.

It's an old florescent and the ballast is likely burning out. I hope they replace it with a LED.

Yo yo yo DJ Polychlorinated Biphenyls is in the Westinghouse.

Light fixture at work thinks it is rave time.

Should have sent them to Donner fucking Pass

Around my house we call it a fridge cleaning.