Deviant Newt

My kingdom for a massage, everything hurts because I was an idiot last week and overdid it T_T

a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ? ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?

Me when I see the temperatures getting colder again :

Yissss. I'm gonna hoard them and sell them to that cute little punk! (I got a model to display at the entrance of my island, it's my welcoming rancho lol)

I know, tarantulas are supposed to be scary spooky but... it's just a lil' buddy! (who is worth 8k bells huehuehue)

I picked Animal Crossing back up because catching bugs and fish is soothing.
I had forgotten : IT RANCHO MONTHS!

Please have a play. You are a raven. A creature of myth and legend... or just a big bird, your choice.
Eat the gods!
Dance with a Dracula!
Take Edgar Allan Poe to Alton Towers!
Ruin a Zumba class!
Drive the M4 w a mythic princess!
Get very lost & end up in the wrong game!
j2gb9g9f.play.borogove.io

Et ben ça va être folklo le rdv psy : je viens d'abandonner l'envoi de plusieurs messages parce que j'arrive pas à arranger mes pensées ou à former des phrases cohérentes dès lors qu'elles concernent mes pensées. Nique le brain fog, niiiiiique 💀

From the KotakuInAction community on Reddit: Discussion: Voice actress of Malevoa, Alanah Pearce, tweeted complaints about her and the character being sexualized, but she swifted deleted it. Thoughts? Explore this post and more from the KotakuInAction community

An interesting case study in how gullible the internet is. I haven’t posted anything on twitter in over a year and never will again (tweet is fake obviously). I also regularly sexualize Malevola myself and have openly said I’m completely okay with others doing so.

www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAc...

Aw shucks, you're only saying this because it's my nose :p

No but more seriously: there's many types of very good noses, no "best" one 😤

Slurp 🩸
#Astarion #Astarionnsfw #Astarionbg3 #bg3 #render

Nah, I won't. It's made with love and heart, just for that I adore it already :) but the story looks super interesting and the art? I want to eat it.

Also, in case you're still on the fence, I have two more arguments to offer, straight from Ceci's mouth :

1: It's FREE?!?!!
2:"Warning: this game contains non-ignorable quantities of romance and bisexuals. And politics."

Play Ceci's game.

(I haven't played it yet, I need a nap first, but Ceci is cool, play her game and give her feedback!)

This smoulder is brought to you by : THE FUCKING SUN (i need sunglasses)

The one good thing I inherited from my dad : I freakin' love my nose (yes, I got a new ring in it again).

Wait. Maple syrup is tree blood. Vegan vampires are Canadians.

élu·e·s condamné·e·s au pénal, par parti politique. 358 condamnations. 214 élu·e·s

Le site d'utilité publique casier-politique.fr réalisé par @oim.rjo.name et tout juste sortir de terre ne plaira pas aux partis qui n'ont de cesse de pilonner la France insoumise.

#Justice #Municipales

🔗 casier-politique.fr

A brown female and a male mallard ducks on the water, the male is facing rhe camera

So bitchless that I'm getting taunted by ducks : they swam over to me and dude is staring at me because he has a girl. Yes yes, I see you, ducks fuck more than me, THANK YOU FOR THAT, YOU TASTY FUCKERS.

Do I think voting is useful? Not that much.
Do I still vote because the other option is doing absolutely nothing? Yeah.

Bro, cars have screens to tell you the speed instead of the gauges with the needle, now

I was chatting with a colleague earlier, whose car was due for maintenance. He was informed by a lady on the phone who had Access To The Car's Mileage.

Then, the car mechanic told him the firmware needed an update but he couldn't do it now Because the Internet was Down.
I had an Old Person moment.

Exactly! Less mics, more fun remotes.

LESS MASS SURVEILLANCE, MORE FUCKING WHIMSY, HOW IS IT HARD TO FATHOM?!

(And if you try to counter those arguments, that's when disabled people come in play because don't you know that some people have dexterity issues and can't use remotes, with all those fiddly little buttons! )

No but you don't understand, it's fun! And it's really useful if you don't know where the remote is and don't want to move to look for it!

A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?" Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

don't we all

#art #cuteart #comic #cat

(and who would insist on living together if that ended up happening. I cannot stress enough that doing so would lead to me killing myself.)

I need to learn how to drive and to get a car but I'm not sure I can, medically. Moving costs money and available friendly arms, plus my only support system is my mom, who can't move

Thanks Maize <3 Mnyeh, it's a generic enough situation that I don't risk doxxing myself : small city in the middle of nowhere, with shitty bus system, shitty local government (pretty much deep rural red, to give an american equivalent) and no local nerd anything.

It's funny how every change I make in my apartment that makes me like it more, also makes me hate it. Landlords are landlords, they're not annoying at least, but I *hate* the city I'm in, and this fuckass region. Every little thing that feels like "settling down" infuriates and depresses me.