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Amelia Carhartt

@theschwall

I said I was here for a good time not a long time but the universe didn't listen

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Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas

10.03.2026 15:50 👍 1059 🔁 107 💬 26 📌 8

I didn’t have to use ChatGPT to know it tells you that you’re right even when you’re wrong. I’ve talked to people about their LLM usage, read reporting and studies about it, and seen what people have shared online. The idea that you HAVE to use something yourself to critique it is not always true

10.03.2026 17:51 👍 782 🔁 110 💬 27 📌 8

Starting to think there might be a reason that previous administrations tried very hard to avoid war with Iran

10.03.2026 18:20 👍 667 🔁 119 💬 13 📌 2

estrogen is magic 🩷

10.03.2026 17:47 👍 2491 🔁 462 💬 19 📌 5
A crt tv screen photo  of Golden Axe for ZX Speccy with a dungeon stonework and general creepiness background and the head and shoulders of a grinning skeleton looming in front of it and asking 'Happy with your controls yes or no'

A crt tv screen photo of Golden Axe for ZX Speccy with a dungeon stonework and general creepiness background and the head and shoulders of a grinning skeleton looming in front of it and asking 'Happy with your controls yes or no'

"Hey friend, happy with your controls yes or no"

30.11.2025 13:38 👍 693 🔁 173 💬 13 📌 2
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Oracle Axing Huge Number of Jobs as AI Crisis Intensifies Oracle is planning to cut thousands of jobs due to a "cash crunch" resulting from a massive AI data center expansion effort.

We might want to ask ourselves why a guy who's having a major cash flow problem being allowed to buy up other companies?

10.03.2026 17:14 👍 37 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 2

ECONOMY: SHAMBLES
OIL: $300 PER BARREL
COUNTRY: ON FIRE
REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-

10.03.2026 17:30 👍 819 🔁 217 💬 16 📌 0
10.03.2026 18:17 👍 6682 🔁 2186 💬 13 📌 2
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 12609 🔁 2697 💬 255 📌 201

Very irritating to me when people are like "they make $100,000 but after expenses they basically make minimum wage." How much do you think people who make minimum wage have left over after expenses?

10.03.2026 01:09 👍 188 🔁 37 💬 7 📌 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 👍 15256 🔁 3747 💬 274 📌 222

Guys do you think an engineer-model synthetic would traverse a vast and decaying mining complex and face down horrible creatures in a recursive time loop in order to find and rescue me, the human woman they fell in love with

10.03.2026 02:55 👍 141 🔁 6 💬 13 📌 0

it's remarkable how we all decided facebook is for scams and low-grade propaganda and normalized quitting it, and yet people will treat it as a requirement for being alive that you have an account on facebook 2 (instagram)

10.03.2026 02:08 👍 124 🔁 34 💬 5 📌 1

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

09.03.2026 22:43 👍 6174 🔁 1743 💬 108 📌 48

Really is wild how two decades of getting their overpriced coffee from a sexually-ambiguous barista and then not getting to go to Dave and Buster's for, like, three weeks did to Americans what it took centuries of elaborate racism and a world war's worth of CTE from artillery to do to the Germans.

09.03.2026 21:32 👍 305 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 0

if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag

09.03.2026 19:56 👍 1983 🔁 486 💬 14 📌 1

no one tell him that the moms who run the indivisible chapter in the heartland are joining the local dsa chapter and are pushing their membership towards us

09.03.2026 19:36 👍 428 🔁 42 💬 11 📌 1

you don’t hate rich people enough

09.03.2026 20:45 👍 2239 🔁 606 💬 23 📌 0

the dialogue in this photo is literally beyond parody

09.03.2026 19:14 👍 928 🔁 192 💬 24 📌 2
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Watching a demo of how you can turn every NPC in your RPG town into somebody who says "That's right — you *are* the four LIGHT WARRIORS. You make a great point! The bridge to the main continent *does* need to be repaired, and you're just the person to do it."

09.03.2026 18:44 👍 1892 🔁 252 💬 103 📌 239
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

09.03.2026 19:22 👍 8831 🔁 2440 💬 125 📌 173

I honestly don't think Europeans can grasp this without getting a sense of like, daily scale in large parts of the United States. it's a big place!

09.03.2026 15:56 👍 1503 🔁 112 💬 100 📌 44
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09.03.2026 17:55 👍 525 🔁 211 💬 1 📌 5

oh look now he's actively choosing to veto bills, not just passively signing what the legislature sends him but actively CHOOSING to OPPOSE otherwise-passed trans friendly legislation

nobody better ever tell me again newsom has anything but disdain for trans people

09.03.2026 03:49 👍 1223 🔁 552 💬 1 📌 37

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

08.03.2026 23:49 👍 9506 🔁 1670 💬 208 📌 34

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 👍 12386 🔁 7500 💬 13 📌 3
Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed

Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed

Maybe the most impressive headline distortionism I've ever seen

09.03.2026 02:08 👍 1482 🔁 328 💬 22 📌 0
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winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room

The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon

09.03.2026 00:17 👍 2289 🔁 523 💬 5 📌 12

It's hard to internalize the fact that the administration really does believe the Iraq war was "woke" and that they would be able to easily defeat a substantially more powerful nation simply by being based chads

09.03.2026 03:31 👍 2241 🔁 383 💬 37 📌 18
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