Shabana Mahmood MP ~
@ShabanaMahmood
X.com
I have approved the Metropolitan Police's request to ban the Al Quds march.
I am satisfied doing so is necessary to prevent serious public disorder, due to the scale of the protest and multiple counter-protests, in the context of the ongoing conflict in the Middle East.
Should a stationary demonstration proceed, the police will be able to apply strict conditions.
I expect to see the full force of the law applied to anyone spreading hatred and division instead of exercising their right to peaceful protest.
Gentlemen, you can’t protest against the war here! There’s a war going on!
11.03.2026 13:19
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Politically, this is incredibly stupid, but as a policy matter it’s also incredibly stupid.
The Democrats!
11.03.2026 00:13
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It's so awesome that as a direct result of America's pedophile merchant princes wanting access to an infinite supply of exploitable bodies all other countries on Earth have to grovel to their every demented whim & so trying to sell a saucy PDF becomes harder than selling enriched uranium
11.03.2026 02:02
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Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"
11.03.2026 01:57
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a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'
you want to see a murder
11.03.2026 03:49
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I'm gonna say this once
If I see anyone after today say or repost something like "why should I care about these changes, I don't like "degenerate" art.
You gotta kill the fascist that lives in your head because guess what. The sword is closer to your head than you realize
11.03.2026 02:23
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me trying out pokemon sleep and learning it's the hardest game ever made
10.03.2026 10:02
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kind of not ideal that the world economy is run by a cabal of pedophiles but also the two corporations that control all consumer spending think that if you jerk off you should be unbanked
11.03.2026 05:26
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11.03.2026 07:35
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Mark Carney being a racist cunt waah waah Iran bad waah
1,300 Iranian civilians murdered by illegal attacks but not a word. There is a deep moral rot at the heart of western liberalism. A grotesque racism
11.03.2026 06:53
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I still find the "video games are in an attention economy competition with betting apps and porn" narrative just totally absurd. The number of people who spend enough time on Kalshi or OnlyFans that it meaningfully competes with time-consuming entertainment like games must be vanishingly small.
09.03.2026 20:05
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There's a growing mass of people who are not part of the addressable market for entertainment products because genuine leisure has been structurally removed from the possibility space of their lives and that is much more horrifying than "oh games sell bad because tiktok"
09.03.2026 20:16
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CEOs Never Cum
18.02.2026 21:12
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Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas
10.03.2026 15:50
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I didn’t have to use ChatGPT to know it tells you that you’re right even when you’re wrong. I’ve talked to people about their LLM usage, read reporting and studies about it, and seen what people have shared online. The idea that you HAVE to use something yourself to critique it is not always true
10.03.2026 17:51
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Starting to think there might be a reason that previous administrations tried very hard to avoid war with Iran
10.03.2026 18:20
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estrogen is magic 🩷
10.03.2026 17:47
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A crt tv screen photo of Golden Axe for ZX Speccy with a dungeon stonework and general creepiness background and the head and shoulders of a grinning skeleton looming in front of it and asking 'Happy with your controls yes or no'
"Hey friend, happy with your controls yes or no"
30.11.2025 13:38
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ECONOMY: SHAMBLES
OIL: $300 PER BARREL
COUNTRY: ON FIRE
REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-
10.03.2026 17:30
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10.03.2026 18:17
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NBC News poll
Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
Truly a perfect news alert
10.03.2026 15:39
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Very irritating to me when people are like "they make $100,000 but after expenses they basically make minimum wage." How much do you think people who make minimum wage have left over after expenses?
10.03.2026 01:09
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
10.03.2026 03:09
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Guys do you think an engineer-model synthetic would traverse a vast and decaying mining complex and face down horrible creatures in a recursive time loop in order to find and rescue me, the human woman they fell in love with
10.03.2026 02:55
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it's remarkable how we all decided facebook is for scams and low-grade propaganda and normalized quitting it, and yet people will treat it as a requirement for being alive that you have an account on facebook 2 (instagram)
10.03.2026 02:08
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If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job
09.03.2026 22:43
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Really is wild how two decades of getting their overpriced coffee from a sexually-ambiguous barista and then not getting to go to Dave and Buster's for, like, three weeks did to Americans what it took centuries of elaborate racism and a world war's worth of CTE from artillery to do to the Germans.
09.03.2026 21:32
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if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag
09.03.2026 19:56
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no one tell him that the moms who run the indivisible chapter in the heartland are joining the local dsa chapter and are pushing their membership towards us
09.03.2026 19:36
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