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Staff attorney at App. Ct. Md. (views mine & such). I write good. Just want to leave the world a little better than I found it. UNCA Music & Penn State Law Alum. He/Him

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The words "half baked" written in flour surrounded by sonogram photos

The words "half baked" written in flour surrounded by sonogram photos

Thanks to the marvel of IVF, I'm gonna be a dad this summer! My wife is the single toughest person I know, having received more than 150 shots to get here. I am constantly in awe of her

25.02.2026 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Erie company box from Ticket to Ride Legacy

Erie company box from Ticket to Ride Legacy

Being married to another attorney means playing Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who gets to play as Erie in your Ticket to Ride Legacy campaign (I won)

08.02.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A corgi sits next to a stack of five books, which is roughly as tall as his leg. The books are, from top to bottom: Age of Myth; We Solve Murders; Fake History; Enough is Enuf; and Idioms: Origins and Meanings

A corgi sits next to a stack of five books, which is roughly as tall as his leg. The books are, from top to bottom: Age of Myth; We Solve Murders; Fake History; Enough is Enuf; and Idioms: Origins and Meanings

January leisure reading stack (Percy for scale)

31.01.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's go(at) ๐Ÿ

01.01.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A weight belt propped up against a barbell. The belt reads "STR check" with a d20 in the middle

A weight belt propped up against a barbell. The belt reads "STR check" with a d20 in the middle

Attuned to my new belt of storm giant strength this morning

29.12.2025 12:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Spotify wrapped top genres: 1. K-pop 2. Pop rap 3. Hard rock 4. Orchestral 5. Renaissance

Screenshot of Spotify wrapped top genres: 1. K-pop 2. Pop rap 3. Hard rock 4. Orchestral 5. Renaissance

Consistently pleased with the ridiculous genre spread on my Spotify wrapped

05.12.2025 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Defenestrate

28.11.2025 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gym selfie of a guy whose shirt reads "I love food"

Gym selfie of a guy whose shirt reads "I love food"

Had the perfect shirt for this Thanksgiving workout #thereasonfortheseason

27.11.2025 10:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man smiling next to a woman cosplayong as Imogen Temult

A man smiling next to a woman cosplayong as Imogen Temult

A woman cosplaying as Imogen Temult

A woman cosplaying as Imogen Temult

The cast of Critical Role together on stage at Radio City Music Hall

The cast of Critical Role together on stage at Radio City Music Hall

Matthew Mercer sitting behind his DM screen on stage at Radio City Music Hall

Matthew Mercer sitting behind his DM screen on stage at Radio City Music Hall

Had an incredible time at NYCC this weekend after Radio City Music Hall to attend the second best wedding I've ever been to

13.10.2025 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a small kitten in a bed

A picture of a small kitten in a bed

New kitten just dropped

11.09.2025 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice! That's a great spot. We're maybe 3 minutes down the road lol

21.08.2025 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome! Once you're mobile, check out Games & Stuff over in Glen Burnie. It's a little farther than Third Eye (which is where I assume you meant) but much larger and hosts events on the regular! Also, my wife and I live like 7 minutes from the court, so hit me up if you want a tour or a gaming fix!

21.08.2025 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you end up finding a place in Annapolis?

21.08.2025 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A program for the West End production of Hercules: The Electrifying New Musical

A program for the West End production of Hercules: The Electrifying New Musical

Musical-fan friends: When this one comes to America, do yourself a favor and see it

30.06.2025 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dodo bird

A dodo bird

Saw your man at the Natural History Museum

30.06.2025 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of Stonehenge

A picture of Stonehenge

A picture of Stonehenge

A picture of Stonehenge

Saw some big rocks today

29.06.2025 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of the stage at the Globe theatre

Picture of the stage at the Globe theatre

The Globe is flatter than I expected

26.06.2025 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mind the gap

Mind the gap

Wow! Celebrity siting just 10 minutes after touching down in London #blessed

24.06.2025 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a utopian society in which writers don't have to deal with ending lines of text with a dash

A picture of a utopian society in which writers don't have to deal with ending lines of text with a dash

Society if Word had nonbreaking en and em dashes

17.06.2025 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big same

19.05.2025 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super looking forward to the trademark litigation subplot in the next Avengers movie

10.05.2025 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slowly starting to accept that I'll probably never be able to return to private practice because my personal need to be right about a legal issue often clashes with what's best for the client

07.04.2025 11:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Government workers when DOGE shows up.

04.02.2025 04:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 10316 ๐Ÿ” 1585 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109 ๐Ÿ“Œ 47

Can confirm (Source: my wife works in the Consumer Protection Division)

03.02.2025 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Amazon.com

This book was extremely helpful to me in building legal systems in my homebrew setting to give things a sense of variety (also just fun learning): Legal Systems Very Different from Ours a.co/d/0vPkNVf

30.12.2024 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*reviewing application materials from a person who uses two spaces after a period*

Me: Can you explain all these gaps in your resume?

20.12.2024 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A set of 8 gaming dice arranged in a circle with the D20 in the center. Each die is a different color of the rainbow and made to look like frosted seaglass in colors of red, yellows, greens and blues. The die are all more crystal shard shaped than the average gaming set. The next above the dice reads โ€œGiveaway! Prismatic Sea Glass Setโ€.

A set of 8 gaming dice arranged in a circle with the D20 in the center. Each die is a different color of the rainbow and made to look like frosted seaglass in colors of red, yellows, greens and blues. The die are all more crystal shard shaped than the average gaming set. The next above the dice reads โ€œGiveaway! Prismatic Sea Glass Setโ€.

All 8 pieces of the dice lined up in raindow order starting with the red D20.

All 8 pieces of the dice lined up in raindow order starting with the red D20.

โœจ GIVEAWAY! โœจ

Tis the season! In the spirit of the holidays we're giving away a Prismatic Sea Glass set ๐ŸŒˆ Giveaway ends 12/13 at noon CT.

To Enter:
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๐Ÿ’š For an extra entry, tell us about an NPC or bond your character cherishes ๐Ÿฅน
#dnd #dice #ttrpg

06.12.2024 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 667 ๐Ÿ” 683 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 235 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
A picture of stairs that ascend to a landing with a wall directly in front of you. At the top of the stairs, a corgi peeks his head out from around the corner to your right, ears perked and looking at you expectantly. His name is Percy, and he's the best boy.

A picture of stairs that ascend to a landing with a wall directly in front of you. At the top of the stairs, a corgi peeks his head out from around the corner to your right, ears perked and looking at you expectantly. His name is Percy, and he's the best boy.

POV: you're getting home from the gym, and it's breakfast time

05.12.2024 11:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0