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Pulp horror-punk from NYC. Also co-host of the podcast The Pod Universe. Also the B-69s guy. They/he, moth/man linktr.ee/daltondeschain

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THISπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ is the part of the Epstein files that the mainstream media won’t tell you about

10.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

actress is so good. She really elevates the game all by herself

10.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm baron vladimir harkonnen and welcome to jackass

10.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot Ones is old hat. now you must freestyle blindfolded while crossing the Thumbtack Pit

10.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eric Andre's Rap Ninja Warrior should have gotten a spinoff series order

10.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

easy. "I'm rubber and you're glue." learned that one in elementary school

10.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lice (Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman) - Who Sent You? (Official Audio)
Lice (Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman) - Who Sent You? (Official Audio) YouTube video by Rhymesayers Entertainment

new heat alert

10.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gonna be doing a stream for this at 6pm pacific where i make a painting by playing Rez on the PS2 with the trance vibrator! come watch!

10.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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okay you have my attention πŸ‘€

09.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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While on the run from various murderous threats, 19-year-old Cora Winters likes to take some time for life’s simplest joys, like messing with a well-intentioned old guy.

Hear the whole script for LATE ADOPTERS on The Pod Universe, streaming now on YouTube and podcatchers everywhere!

09.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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kitchen cross-stitch that says β€œCloser Than My Peeps You Are To Me”

08.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you have trouble explaining Gay to your kids, I think you are both a bad parent and bad at being a parent. Simultaneously a moral and skill issue

08.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

This episode has some of the funniest and stupidest stuff I've ever written. If you liked my take on The Invisible Man, I think you'll like this

08.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

heal, of course. as in, his heart. is all I'm trying to say

07.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Docter, **** thyself

07.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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okay Blue Prince really has its hooks in me

07.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I like how netflix is color grading pete davidson’s garage podcast the same way they’d do a crime thriller starring a lesser hemsworth

07.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

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Condoleeza here to break up the fragile, inexperienced Rubio gameplay like the Leon Kennedy portions of RE9

06.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nb kid who loves candy: my pronouns are joll/he ranch/her

06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it's so fucked up how seeing these pictures gave me some genuine nostalgia for my teenage years lmao

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that's why they call us The Most Bingeable Podcast About Gay Monsters. and that's a tough category!

06.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really bummed about how much I didn't like the new George Saunders book. just felt like he was totally on autopilot. might've enjoyed it better if it was a pleasant surprise from a lesser author, but I expect more from the guy who gave us Lincoln in the Bardo

06.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in just a little over two months I will be a Wife

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

real missed opportunity to not get GloRilla on the new Gorillaz album and call it β€œIn the Midst” or some shit

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

never seen this one! I need to get on it, the book was one of my favorite Kings when I was a kid

06.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Eric in Final Destination Bloodlines being hoisted into the sky by his nose ring attached to a fan while the building burns down around him

Eric in Final Destination Bloodlines being hoisted into the sky by his nose ring attached to a fan while the building burns down around him

The absolute best part of Final Destination Bloodlines is the reveal that this character actually isn't being chased by death like everyone else, and all this just happened to happen to him that day.

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