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Steve Schulz

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Minnesotan. Former journo. Nature nerd. Tree hugger. Bird watcher. Leftist. Timberwolves/Lynx. Stub’s DJ currently on hiatus.

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I think 9 has been barred from the premises, right?

13.03.2026 01:17 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Right? It’s the lowest of low bars.

13.03.2026 01:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a woman making a funny face with her mouth open Alt: Lucille from Arrested Development gives an exaggerated wink.

KOC telling Kyler Murray he has to “beat out” JJ McCarthy for the job.

13.03.2026 01:12 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Fellow stupid Americans! Sure, gas (and other prices) are rising rapidly, but this is the moment to sell the reserve oil barrels you’ve kept buried in your back yard. It so simple, you fools!

13.03.2026 00:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Three straight ugly, embarrassing, concerning losses for the Wolves. It’s now gut check or give up time.

12.03.2026 04:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wolves have yet to win a game that James Williams has reffed them and that second quarter his crew called 10 fouls on the Wolves and only 4 against the Clippers who are being more physical.

12.03.2026 04:01 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Are the Wolves going to give up 150 points or commit 30 turnovers? The race is on!

12.03.2026 03:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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12.03.2026 03:10 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ant and Julius look like they don’t want to play right now and Finch should accommodate them.

12.03.2026 02:54 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

The Wolves are going to fold like a cheap suit when they face the slightest adversity in the playoffs. Yikes.

12.03.2026 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hustle plays for one team, dumb turnovers for my team.

12.03.2026 02:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kyler.

12.03.2026 02:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
John chapter 2, verses 13-17 detail when Jesus confronted people in the temple courts.

John chapter 2, verses 13-17 detail when Jesus confronted people in the temple courts.

Jesus Christ, future felon.

11.03.2026 23:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really, who can be expected to keep straight all of the people Donald Trump has raped and/or paid hush money.

11.03.2026 22:56 👍 239 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 1
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Since this photo, the Wolves offense has the worst net rating in the league - about as potent as ARod was as a batter before his use of PEDs.

Is there a way to direct all karmic repercussions of meeting with a warmongering pedophile to just the individual responsible and not the team/fans? Thanks!

11.03.2026 15:46 👍 31 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 4

It’s crazy that “customer service” is now code for “we set up this labyrinth designed to frustrate you until you give up and go away … because we care.”

11.03.2026 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if we had a tiny bit of pride and didn’t get rolled by Jake LaRavia?

11.03.2026 04:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When the Wolves are bad, they love to speed run every dumb habit they have.

11.03.2026 04:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wolves have zero hustle getting to loose balls and contested rebounds tonight.

11.03.2026 04:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Lakers players look like the second most popular fraternity at Brigham Young University.

11.03.2026 03:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m super excited to go to bed mad about the Timberwolves in two hours.

11.03.2026 03:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Add a letter, ruin a song.

Never Let Me Drown Again

11.03.2026 02:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room . Alt: a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room .

Just two more hours before the Timberwolves tip off.

11.03.2026 01:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 👍 8111 🔁 1724 💬 89 📌 158

I’m sure our GREAT PATRIOT FARMERS are still going to support their no. 1 guy when they can’t get their fertilizer through the Strait of Hormuz and diesel is 20 bucks a gallon at planting time.

09.03.2026 02:43 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Can we try some movement and passing on the offensive end? Just for funsies?

07.03.2026 22:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The highs and lows of this Timberwolves team are a world apart.

07.03.2026 21:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rudy gets hit in the head 3 times per game and they review an average of zero of those as flagrant.

07.03.2026 21:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m surprised Desmond Bane can get a reach in foul with arms that short.

07.03.2026 20:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fun thing is we have at least three more years to find out!

07.03.2026 17:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0