John Francis

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

I agree with this and it's something for which community groups should already be developing concrete plans. I think reparations are already due.

My theory that I could unreasonably impress Trump holds true. Sadly there are lots of Men out there like that.

again, if you put this into a work of fictional satire about the Presidency, people would think you're laying it on a little too thick

and yet

My favorite headline in a while.

as someone who monitors right wing media, its under discussed right now but i can tell you conservatives are absolutely terrified of the way talarico is using religious messaging against them

Sure, there's a lot to be anxious about. But there's also a video of meerkats playing with bubbles for the first time!

The thing that I don't think they've fully grasped is because we've had two nearly three generations of adults who have been vaccinated, people are going to realize pretty quickly shit is bad when suddenly their kids are dying.

its an iranian missile with a message written on it in Persian

the message, translated, reads "in memory of the victims of epstein island"

omfg

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

B&W photo of James Baldwin looking sadder than usual and saying, "Every bombed village is my hometown".

I think it's a pretty grim state of affairs that it's not the bombing little girls or the poisoning of a major city that will cause political backlash in the US but god forbid bubba can't fill his lifted f-250 and people will finally start caring.

Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.

I’m just gonna say we’re getting to his pain point.

Excellent work by the US and Israel, who saw 86-year-old Ali Khamenei replace by his more charismatic son, who also just saw his wife, father, mother, and sister get blown up

After just reading Murderland seeing these kinds of ecological toxic events makes me wonder what kind of long term effects survivors will have too —-longs past the time that humanity should be cooperating and organizing against climate change instead pedos are abusing everyone as per usual

Holy shit. Crude oil futures going nuts tonight.

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

It was never about freeing the Iranian people. That was always a lie. No one in the Trump administration cares about Iranians.

The one immutable characteristic of MAGA, the force that underpins, drives and animates everything they do — their permanent raison d'être — is the cruelty is the point.

This is why Trump and Hegseth want AI

They want the bravado of war, but not the responsibility of it

The decades-long jettisoning of personal and societal responsibility by the GOP has led us to this moral quagmire

There are 100 phases

My old MacBook likely finally croaked from a spill. This is a helpful reminder

DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate — and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.

He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.

The grift continues.

Shutting an oil well isn’t like turning off a faucet.

It’s a huge engineering risk, difficult to reverse — and an indicator the Kuwaitis don’t see choke points improving anytime soon.

History repeats itself holy shit

The economy is going to collapse so fucking hard