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This account gets an 8/10, bordering on a 9 if some issues were to be remedied Writer and VS content creator. I like talking about Death Battle. 26, he/him. Banner by @sunmellows, pfp by @carbonated-jem https://linktr.ee/GalacticAttorney

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I hate this man so much, Just everything about him is such bumbling movie villain energy, but he's real and holds actual power. Fucking baffling the world is like this.

13.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 1954 πŸ” 571 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 2
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Everything I do reminds me of you.

✦ #pokopia ✦

12.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 4649 πŸ” 1550 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 17
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02.08.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 18638 πŸ” 7672 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 55
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Long Live the King #theowlhouse #toh

12.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 878 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 1

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

11.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 7009 πŸ” 2372 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 51

Imagine needing a robot to dumb down the prose of classic works of literature for you. Why even read the text if you can’t be bothered to engage with the prose as it was crafted by the author? Just read a fucking plot summary on Wikipedia; you’ll get exactly as much out of that as you would this.

11.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 11122 πŸ” 2825 πŸ’¬ 442 πŸ“Œ 890

Cool that gas is going up so that our Nazi government can commit genocide along with another Nazi government, yet being asked to not eat at Applebee's for a bit so that a plague wouldn't spread as much was enough to permanently break Americans' brains.

11.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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I apologize I haven't drawn anything new for Mario Day
So here's something I drew awhile back:

11.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 844 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Metal Madness towering over Team Sonic

Metal Madness towering over Team Sonic

I'LL CRUSH YOU

09.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 3947 πŸ” 1471 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 3

The series is at 8 wins and 10 losses, so overall not too unbalanced.

10.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Stupid (Adorable) Dog

09.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1147 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’š Welcome To The Wonderful World Of PokΓ©mon πŸ’š

may you have a safe journey

09.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 941 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 14234 πŸ” 4620 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 70
Cell VS Metal Sonic DEATH BATTLE thumbnail

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Cell VS Metal Sonic (DEATH BATTLE)

Quite a high note for Devil to end his time with the show on. Rundowns were both solid and the fight was a blast, with both characters getting their dues in equal measure. Not super interested in the next time but it'll be fun to hear how Twitter argues about it.

08.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This "difficult conversation" took my dad 1 fuckin minute to make 8 year old me understand that gay people exist and are normal

I think these people are actually just whiny babies that are easily offended, so they pretend these things are way bigger a deal than it is

08.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 1659 πŸ” 382 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

to me, online friendships are as real as in-person friendships.

if you’re friends with someone online, even if you haven’t met, don’t be a person that lies, manipulates, or treats your friends like they’re disposable.

beyond a screen, we are REAL people with REAL feelings.

don’t be deceitful. πŸ‘πŸ»

07.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 505 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 8
Casey Edwards β„’M
@ComposerCasey
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NOTHING SPECIAL?! I think the phone call went more like "as you know Vergil is an extremely important and beloved character of this franchise. He needs a song to match."
Me: **sweat nightmares and pulling my hair out for weeks**

Kubilay @resonmon β€’ May 29, 2021
@ComposerCasey
Capcom: We need you to make another song for another character.
It doesn't have to be anything special.
Casey Edwards: Gotcha!
Casey Edwards: Bury the Light

Casey Edwards β„’M @ComposerCasey Follow ... NOTHING SPECIAL?! I think the phone call went more like "as you know Vergil is an extremely important and beloved character of this franchise. He needs a song to match." Me: **sweat nightmares and pulling my hair out for weeks** Kubilay @resonmon β€’ May 29, 2021 @ComposerCasey Capcom: We need you to make another song for another character. It doesn't have to be anything special. Casey Edwards: Gotcha! Casey Edwards: Bury the Light

Every time I see those stupid β€œit’s just a silly game the song didn’t need to go that hard” memes I’m always reminded of Casey Edwards describing making Bury the Light for Devil May Cry 5

07.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 3987 πŸ” 1397 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 28
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Cassidy and @biveed.bsky.social

07.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 13002 πŸ” 4794 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 29

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

07.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 3875 πŸ” 648 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 5
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I'm half crazy, all for the love of you... Digital Circus Episode 8 drops March 20th

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 6667 πŸ” 2086 πŸ’¬ 169 πŸ“Œ 372

You can use this tool to contact your lawmakers: badinternetbills.com

05.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 996 πŸ” 1059 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

06.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 12852 πŸ” 2859 πŸ’¬ 748 πŸ“Œ 180

BuzzFeed is currently deleting Kyra Kupetsky's tweets about the situation.

Deleted follow-up message:

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1747 πŸ” 877 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 14
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and I'll keep saying it louder and louder.
#chiknnuggit

05.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 773 πŸ” 282 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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Showtime.

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 6575 πŸ” 1433 πŸ’¬ 211 πŸ“Œ 252

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

05.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 4671 πŸ” 3244 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 32

every single person involved in running this site fucking HATES the people who use it lmao.

04.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2140 πŸ” 574 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
YOU CAN FIGHT ICE
BY ANNOYING THEM
- MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS
- LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS
- OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS
- GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING
INFORMATION
- RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES
- DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS)
- SHAME THEM
Fuck yeah
THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY.
DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM.
Fuck them White supremacist
IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE Β«MISTAKES"

YOU CAN FIGHT ICE BY ANNOYING THEM - MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS - LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS - OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS - GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING INFORMATION - RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES - DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS) - SHAME THEM Fuck yeah THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM. Fuck them White supremacist IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE Β«MISTAKES"

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

03.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 4110 πŸ” 1701 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 19