cheer

i think it makes your profile picture sparkle or something

huey emmerich is probably kojima's most effective character in that every single idiot who played mgsv demonstrates the purpose of his character every time they talk about him

it’s so over : we’re so back :: i’m losing my edge : but i was there

this way they double as an ad for the language too

no longer talking to anyone who hasn't read the exact same books as me and watched the exact same movies as me and reached the exact same opinions as me on them all

jesus probably could've gotten way more gifts from the wise men if he wasn't born on christmas

real polyamory has never been tried

mall santa is the most socially acceptable form of cosplay

this is what godzilla vs hedorah (1971) is about

fortnite stole raiden's cock

that's not all!

i'm always buying houses, guns, paint rollers, and footballs

he looks like two guys in a trenchcoat

real

some times when i blink it makes video game gore noises

highly recommend f for fake

Thomas Hobbes was an ISTJ personality type.

i love learning about history

sex was invented in 1959 by DARPA

if i'm ever elected to some position of public office, it will be law that theaters in my town/district/country must screen Stop Making Sense (1984) at least once a day

mary MAGAlene

fortnite tactics

guys named david b. really know how to make good music

social media then: forum user pyr0_Maine_iac has posted a newgrounds link to Bush v. Gore ULTIMATE FIGHTING GAME

social media now: teen influencer Alexander Smith-Smith is live on tiktok doing the Trench Foot Challenge

calculon from futurama. he's a bronze? gold? yellowish? robot and a master of the dramatic... pause!

armorpion has the same eyes as calculon

i'm convinced they could easily win 2024 if they have joe biden come out as bisexual

adorpion is a good pokemon name. i'm thinking like a cute little scorpion guy

can platens feel pain?

i miss the days when the average american did not know that there was a country called ukraine

"impersonate" sounds like a sci-fi word for "kill" but it really means putting on a silly costume and doing a funny voice

i would never pose for a photo in front of a powerful building