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@sonuvafitch

trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports. sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander

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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 20654 🔁 5601 💬 188 📌 352
‘Lemon, it’s Wednesday’ screenshot from 30 Rock

‘Lemon, it’s Wednesday’ screenshot from 30 Rock

me when I read ‘Thanksgiving Eve’

11.03.2026 16:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kind of agree that this would have fit right in with the Kobe legacy of pretending that he was the best at things

11.03.2026 16:14 👍 86 🔁 18 💬 8 📌 0

Italy crushing us like its speed skating

11.03.2026 03:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

10.03.2026 20:41 👍 7461 🔁 1619 💬 103 📌 19
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There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

10.03.2026 19:07 👍 1553 🔁 420 💬 39 📌 182

few things move the needle of public opinion more than posts on bluesky

10.03.2026 16:23 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

attempting to contribute to a work call while also explaining to my 4 year old that we can’t do Christmas right now

10.03.2026 16:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the opposition strategy of ‘doing nothing while constantly emailing voters to ask for money’ isn’t impressing?

10.03.2026 15:53 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Our government keeps telling us America can't afford universal health care or expanding Medicare for ALL. There's a reason for that.🗽

09.03.2026 23:19 👍 1019 🔁 469 💬 28 📌 25

nothing will make you feel like elected officials are useless more than organizing with neighbors on Signal while democratic reps keep messaging asking for money. when it happens within minutes of each other it’s especially infuriating.

10.03.2026 13:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how my parties go in The Sims

10.03.2026 01:20 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 👍 11712 🔁 2787 💬 68 📌 83
Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

09.03.2026 13:03 👍 2652 🔁 540 💬 37 📌 16

men will roll their eyes at reading horoscopes but then try to explain ‘bracketology’ to you

04.03.2025 14:30 👍 45 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

🎶oh my god it’s a collage
i’m telling yall it’s DECOUPAGE🎶

08.03.2026 20:01 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

08.03.2026 15:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just a little guy who would burn the entire world down to sit on a swing.

08.03.2026 13:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hitting the glass ceiling on hours in the day

08.03.2026 13:54 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

07.03.2026 02:16 👍 2206 🔁 233 💬 37 📌 23

well why don’t you eat a great big sandwich about it? (I am)

06.03.2026 21:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Condoleeza Rice? The Inaugural Member of the College Football Playoff Selection Committee?

06.03.2026 21:25 👍 83 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 1

this is always the thing for me: even if you want to give him the benefit of the doubt, it’s not ‘cancel culture’ to say someone who was oblivious to the meaning of a tattoo on his chest for years isn’t thoughtful enough to be a senator. that’s just assessing competency.

06.03.2026 17:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one of the biggest things I think about as a dad is making sure my kid doesn’t feel an inherent sense of shame for just being human, it’s a brutal way to live and shapes children in such terrible ways.

06.03.2026 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

did YOU learn about how the economic system of the old testament was capitalism as god intended? that one’s really helped me in my day-to-day life.

06.03.2026 15:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Never was a story of more “whoaaaa,” than this of Juliet and her Romeo

06.03.2026 14:53 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a bro by any other name would still be a good hang, dude.

06.03.2026 14:51 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

however many gaps you think evangelicals have in their education it’s worse than that. these aren’t folks who know how the world works in any real way. they’ve been taught to be ‘in the world, not of it,’ and they need that same level of understanding parroted back at them or they get scared.

06.03.2026 14:50 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

when I was a kid my evangelical biology textbook said dinosaur bones were meant to test our faith in a young earth but sure we need some evangelical scientists to foster trust with that crowd

06.03.2026 14:35 👍 51 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
You sure about that? I think you should leave meme

You sure about that? I think you should leave meme

mfw the new Apple F1 ads say the cars go 240 mph

06.03.2026 14:05 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0