Andy Welfle 🛰️

A woman with glasses holds a black and white cat close to her chest in profile view. The cat has distinctive white whiskers and chest markings, while the woman wears a brown cardigan and colorful floral clothing underneath.

A close-up portrait shows a black and white cat lying down with a yellow embroidered flower visible in the foreground. The cat has striking green eyes, prominent white whiskers, and distinctive white markings on its chest contrasting with its dark fur.

We gave this cat a couple little chunks of sushi-grade salmon and now she’s blissed out like whoa

He also might just love me for my brisket (not shown)

There no way to know

A shaggy-haired dog sits in a wicker basket at an outdoor dining area with wooden picnic tables in the background. The dog has wild, tousled gray and cream-colored fur, a black nose, pink tongue hanging out, and an excited, happy expression.

I don’t know him, but I think we’re best friends now

That’s probably what I should do, but I definitely get impatient, and I don’t know if I can do it better than an llm

I will DM you!

You should be able to use the app right from the get-go! The “premium” version doesn’t actually charge you since it’s a beta.

Or are you talking about setting up TestFlight?

All this was inspired by my friend @toffer.shitposting.blog and their experience, and when they're ready to show off their suite of apps (!), you can be sure I'll be posting about it.

Oh, also, just because you deserve to know:

I vibecoded this with Claude Code. AI was absolutely used in the making of this app.

I have thoughts about that experience, but that's for another day.

I'm limiting it to 50 people right now, although I doubt we'll hit that!

Join the Gestalt - Easy alt text beta Available on iOS

Put in a photo or multiple, it generates a caption using AI (Claude, or you can use an Anthropic or OpenAI API key), and you can copy it to your clipboard to paste in your social post. Boom.

If you have Testflight and want to be in my beta, here's a link:

testflight.apple.com/join/18cWwujz

I'm working on an app! Ever since I took ChatGPT off my phone, I haven't been able to quickly make alt descriptions for my photos.

If you have an iPhone, check out Gestalt — it does just that. 🧵

lol, well it became important when I accidentally got it so tight I couldn’t get it off the needle. But we tried again and I managed to give it some slack 😅

How to Knit Classes (San Francisco)Kni1 101 Sunday April 5 / 2-4pm (Erica) Welcome to the world of yarn! Learn to knit in two 2-hour sessions. These classes are in person and take place at our San Francisco location (3897 18th Street). Curious how our beginner classes work? ...

Related: if you want to knit and you’re in the SF area, check out @pui.bsky.social’s classes! imagiknit.com/collections/...

A man wearing glasses and a green hoodie sits on a couch, holding knitting needles and working with light-colored yarn. He has a surprised or concentrated expression on his face while knitting in what appears to be a bright, teal-walled living room.

So @pui.bsky.social is teaching a knitting class tomorrow and she wants to practice teaching someone how to knit so I am her (not so) apt pupil.

My hands get caught up in each other and I haven’t figured out tension but I made a few rows of 10 stitches!

Don't tell anyone, Steve, but it was...

*whispers*

...vibe-coded

I never noticed that they have different model numbers! So they probably are a completely different graphite formulation but just adapted the name!

12-pack Harvest 320 Professional #2 Our Harvest 320 Professional series pencils are made from California incense cedar with a #2 core. The 12-pack comes in a beautiful pencil box. The Harvest Professional featuring incense cedar is avai...

Hii! They do still make the Harvest, but they're just not the same as these old ones. Still not bad, though: musgravepencil.com/products/har...

👈 Baby's first app submission over here

I know I'm late to this party, but WOW. That spit-and-polish that Apple is famous for is not at all present in their developer tools. I just submitted an app for review to put it in TestFlight and the AppStoreConnect site and it is just full of broken flows and really confusing language.

A grinning monster sculpture photographed in black and white outside a modern building.

Walking from work to my doctors office takes me past one of the most terrifying sculptures in this city.

(Dark B&W filter for dramatic effect)

Screenshot of a post on X.com from the verified account @somewheresy, showing a profile photo of a man sitting on a plane. The text of the post reads: “Btw if anyone with Ray-Ban glasses is recording you, just pull up a picture of the ISIS flag on your phone and hold it up to their glasses. It’ll permanently ban their account almost immediately.”

Is this worth somebody potentially questioning why you have a picture of the ISIS flag in your camera roll?

Yes, I think so.

Ranch water - Wikipedia

I thought we called that “Ranch Water” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_w...

I use 1p, but have been eyeing the default Apple passwords app because it seems like it does basically the same stuff I need (though, ofc, only for Apple products

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what the fuck did you call me United Airlines??

Finally, we have some REAL journalism from the lamestream media

There’s only one hero who can defeat them:

The Life Changing Magic of Shitposting Up

And, apparently Famichiki

Cheap-ass nacho cheese sauce blorped on some pre-packaged tortilla chips and a sprinkling of pickled jalapeño slices on top. S-tier garbage food.