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“Give me your tired, your poor, your Submittable rejects yearning to breathe free...”

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How are we not a #1 seed?

24.03.2025 20:40 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Mobbin’ | Gark Mavigan The homies call it mobbin’. Mom shuttles us to and from Walmart, Taco Bell, Circle K, Blockbuster, the mall, while Sisqó—who previously lived in an abandoned car—rides shotgun in our silver minivan an...

“My name is Daniel . . . AND I FUCKIN’ LOVE JESUS SO FUCKIN’ MUCH GODDAMMIT!” New online: Gark Mavigan’s memoir of Pentecostalism, gang violence, and Stockton, California in 2005.

17.03.2025 16:26 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
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a man with glasses and the words " it 's true " behind him ALT: a man with glasses and the words " it 's true " behind him
10.03.2025 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"you should hear back on your submission in 6 months"

*checks Submittable every day*

07.03.2025 19:52 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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Submittable rejections on a Monday morning

10.03.2025 20:29 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Winter trees and snow background, blue overlay, and light blue text: Winter Writing Prompts Part 2

Winter trees and snow background, blue overlay, and light blue text: Winter Writing Prompts Part 2

Hey, writers! Winter writing prompts (part 2) are on our blog! Happy writing! 🦊

And reminder: our winter prize w/theme Rise or Ruin closes on 3/30/25! Send your best short fiction, creative nonfiction, and poetry! Details on our site or Submittable!

blackfoxlitmag.com/2025/03/02/2...

07.03.2025 22:17 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest is judged by Jendi Reiter and Lauren Singer

The Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest is judged by Jendi Reiter and Lauren Singer

Deadline April 1: Our no-fee Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest judged by Jendi Reiter and Lauren Singer. 24th year. Win $2,000. Total prizes: $3,750. Top 13 poems published online. Submit published or unpublished work.
createsend.com/t/d-3E89DD7B... with @duotrope.com and Submittable

08.03.2025 17:55 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

They grow up so fast

15.12.2024 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ever play Submittable is lava as a kid?

11.12.2024 18:59 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Our 500th Submittable rejection just came in this morning.

15.12.2024 21:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get excited! Get disappointed!

01.12.2024 21:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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two people wearing helmets and goggles are hugging each other and the words `` we 're there '' are above them . ALT: two people wearing helmets and goggles are hugging each other and the words `` we 're there '' are above them .
01.12.2024 21:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An off-Broadway show called Submittable: The Musical.

30.11.2024 21:27 👍 45 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0
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01.12.2024 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One month remains in 2024. Will you finally publish that flash/poem/essay that not even the Salvation Army wants?

No? That’s okay! You’re always welcome inside our yurt. Come sit down, listen to the crank radio. We’ll share old rejections over cowboy coffee and cry like glaciers.

01.12.2024 21:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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25.11.2024 20:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Trying to block out the pain of a weekend rejection

25.11.2024 20:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think someone once said submittable is a place where nothing, nothing ever happens

25.11.2024 19:49 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Welcome to the Thunderdome.

25.11.2024 20:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Same energy

24.11.2024 01:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in an unhealthy relationship with Submittable

23.11.2024 23:48 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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“How many Submittable rejections have you received in the past week?”

23.11.2024 22:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of an email from a literary journal, via Submittable that begins “Dear {SubmitterFirstName] {SubmitterLastName]”

A screenshot of an email from a literary journal, via Submittable that begins “Dear {SubmitterFirstName] {SubmitterLastName]”

good grief

14.11.2024 19:18 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1
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Red Ogre Review Submission Manager

Cool - we publish all kinds of poetry, but I'd say that we always like contemporary pieces that are heavy on concrete detail and work in pop culture references.

Subs are through Submittable:

redogrereview.submittable.com/submit

23.11.2024 09:47 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

All this Submittable blueness is getting on my NERVES

20.11.2024 01:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

*Emily Dickinson checks Submittable*
I’m in progress! Who are you?
Are you - In progress - too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
*refills quill*
How dreary - to be - Accepted!
How public - like a Frog -

20.11.2024 09:14 👍 28 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
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Gotta catch 'em all.

22.11.2024 23:57 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0