LA! We have another hilarious show planned this Thursday with special guest Paul Feig! And queens, get your high heels on because Monét X Change will be HERE! You don't want to miss this one!
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Thanks to all the Angelenos who came out to our Strict Scrutiny live show! We had a blast.
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Donald Trump single-handedly sparked one of the worst oil crises in decades. His team doesn’t have a clear plan to fix it.
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REPORTER: How many American deaths are you willing to have in this war with Iran?
TRUMP: “Well, as I said before, when you have conflicts like this, you always have death.”
REPORTER: What would Americans get in a Cuba deal and why should they trust Marco Rubio to negotiate?
TRUMP: “Well, Marco Rubio is doing a great job. I think he’s going to go down as the greatest secretary of State in history...They trust Marco...He also speaks the language, which is always nice”
REPORTER: On Iran, you called it an excursion, you said it will be over soon. Are you thinking this week it will be over?
TRUMP: “No, but soon”
REPORTER: Are you talking about about days?
TRUMP: “I think soon. Very soon.”
Trump on Iran: “So, we’re winning very decisively. We’re way ahead of schedule.”
Trump on rising oil prices: “It effects other countries much more than the United States. It doesn’t really effect us. We have so much oil. We have tremendous oil, and gas, much more than we need.”
“So, we had that with MAGA, greatest name of all time. Make America Great Again: MAGA. It just worked. You know I had something: Keep America Great. It was good, but it didn’t have that MAGA, you know. There was nothing you could see. I had KAG. KAG...But MAGA is great.” —Trump
Look, [the SAVE Act is] the easiest thing we have. I can’t— Ahhhh! It’s the easiest thing we have.” —Trump
“I don’t want to brag, but you know they’ve said this about a lot of things, no other president can do some of this shit I’m doing.” —Trump
Trump on Democrats being “owned” by health care insurance companies: “Now, Republicans would never do that kind of thing, right? You’re owned by nobody, right? Nobody...Some of them are a little bit shaky, but they’re Republicans and we love them.”
Trump while talking about lowering drug prices: “I was so proud, I went home and told our great first lady, who’s now a movie star. Can you believe it? That movie was hot. It is hot. She became a movie star. It was a good movie.”
“You know Iran was supposed to be this big powerful country. We rapped the hell out of them, and, you know, I don’t know when they cry, ‘Uncle,’ but they should have cried it two days ago, right? But they don’t have anything left.” —President Trump
Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey’s message to RFK Jr.: “Before you go picking on our Dunkin’, why don't you focus on the measles outbreak?”
Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healy on RFK Jr. coming after Dunkin’ Donuts: “People are pissed, right? I mean, we love our Dunkin’ Donuts. It’s like, part of the fabric. It’s part of our, our DNA, right? I mean, like, don’t mess with our Dunkin’s, you know, like, gets us through a lot”
“Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas”??? Sounds made up but okay!
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AI is collapsing hours of expert work into minutes.
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The more AI CEOs talk, the more we miss tech in 2011.
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Power tools are much too graphic and inappropriate for our FAMILY FRIENDLY show.
Lovett or Leave It is coming BACK to DC to do our little goofs ahead of the White House Correspondents Dinner and assess the situation in the Potomac River. It's a tradition!! We won't have Oz the Mentalist but we WILL have incredible special guests!
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Catch the week's highlights and buzz-worthy moments from all your favorite Crooked podcasts on the premiere of Crooked on MS NOW tomorrow at 9PM ET!
REPORTER: “Could you tell us what went into your decision to replace Sec. Noem with Sen. Markwayne Mullin?”
TRUMP: “Ugh. Is it possible to stay on the subject just for once? You know, just for once. Boy, oh boy.”
DOOCY: “It sounds like the Russians are helping Iran target & attack Americans now—”
TRUMP: “That’s an easy problem compared to what we’re doing here [at a college sports roundtable]. But can I be honest? ...I have a lot of respect for you...What a stupid question that is to be asking at this time”
Trump is being weirdly nonchalant about his war in Iran.
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Today we bid farewell to Kristi Noem AND her teeth.
Last call, LA! Still a few tickets left so grab them now for your chance to kick off SCOTUS Bad Decision season with Strict Scrutiny live featuring Jon Lovett and another special guest.
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Rising costs. Rising casualties. The US could find itself in a situation like Iraq in 2003.
"I still haven't seen a plan. What's the exit strategy, here?" - Sen. Mark Kelly
