bangin’ pixie demon

not to be pedantic but that’s regular

fwiw i was too for yearrsss, idk what changed it for me but j/s you may not always feel this way, and i hope it does shift for you

i only clap for queer activities, and by clap i mean snap it’s more sensory friendly

sorry, are we clapping for returning to normal activities

hey all,,
my start date has been slid back, I won't be able to count on that first partial paycheck, I might be looking at another entire month without income.

i'll need 800 for the rest of rent, plus late fee

anything helps.

Venmo,, @brandysaurian
cash.app/$tessellaprice
paypal.me/FitPrice

mj’s “scream”?

like that’s not a bad thing at all, it really comes down to setting up the assignment beforehand lol

it would go great with the grading pottery by having a TA drop it from a 6th floor balcony and the prof only giving it an A if it slightly hovers before smashing to bits as if the hand of god was trying to save it

you’d be perfect fit for one of the bauhaus based art colleges!

finally a chair for bisexuals

thank you mr clod von grokgpt for handing me a full client load for the rest of my career

before i hear “AI therapist” i’m gonna reiterate my hot take that AI will never work for therapy until it can experience emotional pain from attachment figure abuse or neglect

dawg there are not gonna be enough therapists to deal with all the attachment issues resulting from this

a man wearing a camouflage hat says so i got that going for me Alt: caddyshack groundskeeper/resident weed goblin carl spangler: so i got that going for me… which is nice

idk a ton about fromm but he thought freud was a misogynist and that marx was more historically important and a better thinker, so

it is impossible for me to imagine a world where you pass for straight or cishet or whatever, i declare you 110% queer not in spite of ace/aroness but because of it

the list of authors on that is amazing

a bunch of psych textbooks laying on my couch: fromm: to have or to be fromm: man for himself kottler: on being a therapist zweig & abrams (eds): meeting the shadow wedding & corsini (eds): case studies in psychotherapy

sometimes god speaks to you using the little free library

i have an actual degree in project management and i say that “hell no” is the correct response here

*holding a map upside down* hi excuse me im from out of town, im looking for the gay sex asmr that will break me?

a black poodle in a teal harness splayed across a dark blue couch

hbd!

i suppose im not shocked that all the guys who made a big deal about reading the art of war did not actually read it

not that im gonna hand it to bluetooth, at least not pre-2020 bluetooth

damn flashback to the mid nineties where i had a minidisc player hooked to an fm transmitter in the car with no tape deck

is it really bluetooth or is that fm transmitter was always a shit way of doing it

cassette tape aux cord or gtfo

red flag!

that must’ve been so invalidating for the victims, i bet they just wanted to be seen and heard

he did say it was impossible to tell the difference btw my neovag on an mri from natal outside of some vestigial amab parts so give yourself a pat on the back marci bowers

that’s kinda how i imagined him too??

“i am not sure how to be anatomically politically correct”

“it’s fine doc, just tell me”

“yes, well, um, i suppose you are used to it”

“yeah lmao”