ROSY-TROVE

After me posting about Jack Black for some reason I got this idea.

(My teasers are getting more and more elaborate over time, I guess.)

Just lie down on your front lawn and stare into the sun for several hours.

That should fix the issue.

Feel free to discard them, and get your opinions from the best of the best.

Us.

Because we hold ourselves to that standard for you, no matter how broke, angry, and/or stupid you may be.

Hello ARC Nation, it's your favorite energy corporation here to tell you that any rumors of what goes on in our property are of the same quality as the source you found it from.

Broke? Angry? Stupid?

Well, their opinions will similarly be bankrupt, vengeful, and inane.

"Many of the older children complain of them... erm... being a bit TOO good at games, haha."

Very funny. You should be apart of our social media team!

That would be Scenario Q92-GVB (Fool's Gold Loaf Variation).

An ARC-branded van with an ultrasonic attachment has been dispatched. Go outside and lay down facing east. Do not look it in the eye.

That would be a scenario Q19-B.

An ARC Representative is heading to you now.

You lose.

Better luck next time.

3. If any of our third parties we use accidentally create a clone of you, you will not be informed as to not make things awkward.

4. Enter our sweepstakes! Among the first 1,000 to verify their genome, have a chance to earn a $5 Ellie's coupon!

1. Your genome stays safe and secure within our servers, constantly backed up and sent to multiple different parties so that you know it's safe.

2. For 90% of ArcNet subscribers, nothing changes except us needing a saliva sample.

Hey, ARC Fam. We heard you loud and clear. We understand that providing your full genome to be able to purchase our internet package could potentially have implications for your privacy.

So, we wanted to clear some things up.

I mean, this totally doesn't downgrade the user experience at all.

I think everyone should be doing this.

> 1-TRUD-3R-_
> R_R-R-R_R-
> R1P-A_D-T34R_-

Spam

An alternate(?) version of Noelle and Berdly wishing you a Happy(?) Valentines Day!

The surprise Valentines "Newsletter" is now live! It's got a status update on both ROSY-TROVE and T4ST3 TH3 2UN, as well as music, valentines, and extras! Scoop 'em up! (If you want.)

Enjoy!

www.rosyverse.net/the-trove-times/valentines-26

Definitely could've made it more clear. Will probably edit it to be a bit more clear... eventually.

7 Dark Worlds (like DELTARUNE), each about the length of DELTARUNE Chapter 1 (give or take 3 and a half hours).

7 times 3.5 is a bit over 24.

Here are some of the Valentines from the "Newsletter"!

(But only two of them so that you have to actually click on the link.)

An alternate(?) version of Noelle and Berdly wishing you a Happy(?) Valentines Day!

The surprise Valentines "Newsletter" is now live! It's got a status update on both ROSY-TROVE and T4ST3 TH3 2UN, as well as music, valentines, and extras! Scoop 'em up! (If you want.)

Enjoy!

www.rosyverse.net/the-trove-times/valentines-26

The Valentines "newsletter" will be going live in approximately 1 hour. It will have lots of music, valentines, and extras!

Happy Valentines Day!

Onslaught of The Mighty Marshal (WIP) YouTube video by The Stranger

Onslaught of The Mighty Marshal's WIP is on YouTube now.

Go eat.

Nope!

That's cute!

In City of Hometown v. ARC Incorporated, it was ruled in a court of law that we have never once experimented with portal technology.

Aloha, ARC Family!

Aloha can mean hello, or goodbye, but you should know that we'll never say goodbye.

Even in the event of complete societal collapse, war, or nuclear meltdown making large swathes of land uninhabitable for decades, we will be there. ❤️

Hello ROSY-TROVE fans!

Reply to this post with a ROSY-TROVE question to have it perhaps be answered in the upcoming newsletter!

The intern that made this typo is fired.

With the invention of the ARC PWR One, we introduced ourselves to you as not simply a Research and Development firm, but a true pillar of the community! the rock in your life to lean on.

Every time you turn on the lights, or your TV, we're there.

We're there... for you! 👍

Our wonderful investors from out west wanted to make tomorrow... today!

The currency in which progress can be bought is energy, and our founding tenet was to develop technologies that made their power woes a thing of the past.