🍑Quadzilla🍑

To bless you timeline sluts 💚

I think all sports should implement what I call the “love and war” rule. Just like in hockey, you can fight your as long as it stays standing. On the flip side you can also smooch your opponent as long as it stays standing.

It seems like I’m the only one doing the heavy lifting of this company

I’m sure I can find some free lancers in the mean time

I’m positive I can fulfill the position of many, I’ve been doing so for quite awhile

Oh I’m sure you’ll be full next week, don’t worry

I’ll block out all of next week for 1 on 1 meetings with you slut

This will reflect on my Glassdoor review

Eat me

I’ve been a top performer for years

This help line isn’t very helpful

That isn’t in my job description

Damn should’ve read my employment contract

Hostile work environment

Poor wages

A master lock is like $10 just get that and put it right through the tip

Who is the union rep for this polycule? BECAUSE I HAVE CONCERNS!!!

Make sure to pour one out for Jimmy Carter tonight

There should only 3 resolutions you have this year

Be gayer
Be hotter
Be more feral