Lucifer Sam 🫘

TMW you just sharted

When you see the McRib is back!

Ok internet, caption this photo…

TMW you’ve sharted…

TMW your friend grabs the last chicken wing

TMW you see the McRib is on the menu…

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Pete Hegseth managing the war

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Classic 1985 cinema…

No fucking way

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Sir, respectfully, this administration has said everything is under control…

“Without Dear Leader, who knows how bad things would be.”

Pete Kegseth is ready to go!

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Oh she went there….

Meanwhile at the Pentagon, Secretary Hegseth plans his next moves…

Just put Kegseth in a room with his toys so no one else gets hurt

Rubio to US Citizens:

Marco Rubio to American Citizens:

This is what Hegseth has been dreaming of in his office….

I think Donold secretly wanted to be part of A Flock Of Seagulls

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Just Kirk up to his usual shenanigans

I think Trump is transforming into a cockroach

<listens to Trump speak>