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Sorry. Did I forget to mention the dutch lost people in Afghanistan too? I'm not a fan of war in general. But he who doesn't respect our dead, sure as hell won't respect the living either. -Picture;my great uncle, FOH, Pandu Bandung; POW #RegimentvonHeutsz #EastIndies

Sorry UK, we're trying to keep our asshole-in-chief away from stove dials and sharp objects, but it turns out our norms and guardrails were no match for bottomless corruption and sheer shamelessness, not to mention knuckle-dragging stupidity.

a man in a tuxedo is holding a piece of paper in front of a red curtain and says maybe next year . ALT: a man in a tuxedo is holding a piece of paper in front of a red curtain and says maybe next year .

Prime Minister Starmer has important commitments this weekend, but has asked me to convey the following response to Mr. Trump and the American people.

Dear Donald.

Sorry, but we're washing our ship this year.

But please, by all means.

Do give us a call in 2027 if you're still struggling.

It's ok POTUS, we in the UK will remember too. For a long time.

(NYT) - The U.S. Embassy in Baghdad urged all American citizens to leave Iraq immediately on Saturday after the embassy was attacked overnight for the second time since the war with Iran started.

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“.. The conditions are not very much conducive” to diplomacy now, Fidan said. The Iranians “feel betrayed” because for a second time they were attacked while in active negotiations with the U.S. over their nuclear program, he said ..

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There is absolutely no bottom.

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“.. This is a good time to declare victory and get out,” David Sacks, Trump’s AI and crypto tsar, said on the All-In podcast he co-hosts. Such a move “is clearly what the markets would like to see”, he added.

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RAPIDAN: “.. two weeks into the war, Tehran's leadership has consolidated, forces have dispersed and absorbed strikes without decisive degradation, and Iran is shaping traffic through the Strait of Hormuz on its own terms. The regime sees no pressure to exit ..”

"I ASSUMED the US Military had an active plan to open the Strait." How can people who are paid to understand geopolitics be so bafflingly naive?

Post See new posts Conversation גיא עזריאל Guy Azriel @GuyAz My report on i24NEWS: Frustration is growing in Israel over the fact that a popular uprising against the Ayatollah regime has yet to re-emerge. "The Iranian public appears hesitant" tells me a senior Israeli official. Sources say it is no coincidence that every statement by PM Netanyahu and Defense Minister Katz includes a call for the Iranian people to prepare to act and emphasizes their role in determining the regime’s fate. A senior security official told us tonight: “This week we will act with significant force and carry out strikes that will have a major impact on the continuation of the campaign. We hope this will help bring citizens out into the streets.”

They're calling it the dumbest air campaign of all time

Sociopath.

“.. The president said several countries have committed to helping secure the strait, but declined to name any of them.”

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COGLEY: "And I repeat, I speak of rights. A machine has none. A man must. My client has the right to face his accuser, and if you do not grant him that right, you have brought us down to the level of the machine. Indeed, you have elevated that machine above us."

What the Thousand-Year Blood Reign Means for Gas Prices “Death toll in Middle East surpasses 1,100 as missile strikes continue.” — The Independent Gas prices continue to surge in the US, rising 14 perce...

Unfortunately, the appearance of armies of the dead, awakened to wage indiscriminate war on all humankind, could potentially push gasoline beyond $3.50 per gallon. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha...

This Trump tweet is a work of art and needs to be kept for posterity. It turns out that the US has destroyed 100% of Iran’s military capability. Yet, to combat a military with no capability he is left pleading with allies he has regularly insulted to save him in the Gulf.

Exactly this. 🎯

Also, be sure not to spread this video of Justin Fox, the other DOGE bro who revealed that he's a malicious moron who caused incredible destruction.

Do not hurt Justin Fox's reputation just by linking Justin Fox's name to the sworn testimony Justin Fox gave about what Justin Fox did.

They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.

So are my European brothers ready?? You want to hop on this wagon? I can promise it’s a real thrill ride. We have big brains like Marco and JD mapping out “strategy” as we pick up speed. Come join us on Team America!

Are you fkng kidding me?? Already?

AOC ascending to White House after Rubio defends $7 gas and -37% home price decline as “worth it”

JFC

If Joe Biden's son-in-law was flying around the Middle East as an unofficial Secretary of State while also working on business deals for his company with the same people he was meeting with on behalf of the US government, I'm pretty sure it would be a bigger story 🤔

He did a campaign photoshoot at Arlington.
(David Horsey)

Trump’s threat to destroy the oil infrastructure of Kharg Island was a bold gambit! Now Iran is threatening to destroy Gulf ports. The problem with the Madman Theory is that when both sides employ it, the world changes. We may have already entered the last phase of the escalation ladder.

All eyes on Jebel tonight. In 5-10 hours we will see if Trump’s decision to hit Kharg Island triggers port destruction across the Gulf.

Production cuts have happened a bit faster than expected. The next week will really, really hurt. This is why America is escalating. We are running out of time to prevent a global recession. That’s the Rubio Doctrine! Although he is too shy to take ownership.

I did not know restarting urea facilities takes weeks. And that this is why it’s a bad idea to cause drama at Hormuz just before the crop season starts. I bet Rubio didn’t know, either! We’re all learning together.