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Alvaro Falcone

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Just some nobody, move along. Here to read more interesting things from more interesting folks. He/Him

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That's the ticket!

12.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for the sequel

12.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean...they couldn't even defend Australia from invasion.

12.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A train from the Wuppertal Schwebebahn leaving a station suspended over a river.

A train from the Wuppertal Schwebebahn leaving a station suspended over a river.

125 years old and still the most futuristic-looking mode of public transport.
Happy Birthday to the Wuppertaler Schwebebahn.

11.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well.
I'll be damned

11.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

full frontal noodles

07.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

Frysayingtakemymoney.gif.co.uk.immediately

10.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Bluesky account with the default human outline as the PFP, a holstein cow as the user handle, and "@dairy.bsky.social" as the "@".

14 followers, zero following, 4 total posts, but "no posts yet" on the "Posts" tab. Also, profile description is "Moo.".

Screenshot of a Bluesky account with the default human outline as the PFP, a holstein cow as the user handle, and "@dairy.bsky.social" as the "@". 14 followers, zero following, 4 total posts, but "no posts yet" on the "Posts" tab. Also, profile description is "Moo.".

This is obviously a bot. If you see it, block it. Do not engage: block & warn others to block.

10.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems fair, given the past millenia

10.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's omnipotent too.

Means he's rock hard about clown porn.

Don't even worry about what omnibenevolent means in this particular context.

10.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*republicans just pouring into hell like it's monsoon season in Kentucky or whereverthefuck*

10.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S HAPPENING?!?!!?

10.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's definitely worse?
Right?
That is worse.

Like, you didn't have a bad day, you're just a bad person?

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a particularly exciting category of opera singer

10.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't even catch it!

Meanwhile my boy Drago is inhaling twenty seven chickens a day and banging Brigitte Nielsen in his spare time.

Oh, and the fight is in Moscow?

Be serious.

10.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a post on Reddit back in September. Something like, "new undergraduates! Research who 'lady gaga' was! Your professors will try to connect with you via pop culture references to it and will be sad when your face is entirely blank."

Lady Gaga is BRAND NEW INFORMATION.

Whaddya MEAN outdated?

10.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Safest bet in sporting history. The Russian guy is three feet taller and on steroids.
Also (irl) has a master's degree in chemical engineering.

And I hear the American is training with 19th century farm equipment?

10.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not even going to check if that's real. Head canon now.

10.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that legal here? I didn't know we could do that

10.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr T.
Famously vegan absurdist philosopher of the late 20th century.

He had pity for the fools.

10.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An Edward Gorey drawing showing a morose looking black bird on a branch. He (and this feels very much like a he) is pointing downwards with one scraggly wing, and looking straight ahead with debt-filled eyes. His beak is long and sharp, like winter on the Great Plains. He is pointing with his right wing, but this means he is pointing to your left. Your wicked, sinister side. This is no accident. The Bird makes no such mistakes. But he is talking, and the text tells us that he is saying, "Beware of this and that."  

Honestly, you feel his message in your bones.

An Edward Gorey drawing showing a morose looking black bird on a branch. He (and this feels very much like a he) is pointing downwards with one scraggly wing, and looking straight ahead with debt-filled eyes. His beak is long and sharp, like winter on the Great Plains. He is pointing with his right wing, but this means he is pointing to your left. Your wicked, sinister side. This is no accident. The Bird makes no such mistakes. But he is talking, and the text tells us that he is saying, "Beware of this and that." Honestly, you feel his message in your bones.

Some days I just feel like this Edward Gorey bird gets it.

09.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1314 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 19

The reviews used to justify this excluded nearly 97% of all studies from inclusion in their analysis. This is an absolutely obscene hatchet job by the NHS specifically created to eliminate access to hormones for trans youth.

09.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 2543 πŸ” 833 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 51
Preview
I know you’re hurting, everyone is hurting, everyone is trying, you have got to try., by Joshua Idehen 17 track album

Hoo boy! Do I have a brand new album by Stockholm-based poet and artist Joshua Idehen for you!

joshuaidehen.bandcamp.com/album/i-know...

10.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mostly contempt, to be fair.

I'm pretty contemptuous.

Lot of contempt over here.

10.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love crabs.

Hated that noise storm crab rave thing, so so bad.

Hard nothankyoumadam.

10.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was tough to click "like" on.

Ooooft. That poor woman. Those poor bastards.

10.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It pretty great too.

09.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To crush your enemies?
To see them driven before you?
And...uh. I guess?
To hear the lamentations of their women?

09.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Hunger Gap A gulf in public understanding prevents us from seeing how and why our food supply is at risk.

In 2023, I sought to explain to a parliamentary committee what a structural collapse of the global food system would look like, and why this this is plausible - even likely. I think the likelihood has just ratcheted up a notch. I beg you to read and understand. Thanks
www.monbiot.com/2023/03/09/t...

09.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 18

We are aware of recent reports regarding targeted phishing attacks that have resulted in account takeovers of some Signal users, including government officials and journalists. We take this very seriously. 1/7

09.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1893 πŸ” 989 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 114