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The estimable Mr. J. Cash sat in a hedge criss cross applesauce eating a cake. It is clear that no drugs were involved.
Gojira!!!
Nothing hotter than a confident fat chick.
I understand that the confidence is the entire intractable problem here, but Good Lord - if you can somehow get yourself there!
Damnit. Got beat to the punch.
If only there were some way I could cultivate a rational indifference to this suffering
Der Wollschweber, ein hummelartiges Insekt, besitzt in meiner Version einen Körper aus einer blauen Wolldocke. Aus diesem Knäuel hängt ein Fadenende heraus, das zu einem angefangenen Strickstück führt. Das Insekt besitzt transparente gepunktete Flügel und einen auffällig langen Saugrüssel. Technik: Koloriertes Aquarell.
#art #illustration #animalmarch #kleinekunstklasse #surrealism #wollschweber
Das Leben eines Wollschwebers endet mit der Fertigstellung des Pullovers.
Kudos. The "upon my works" misquote is so common!
Hope you didn't inevitably burn your mouth.
That's the ticket!
Can't wait for the sequel
I mean...they couldn't even defend Australia from invasion.
A train from the Wuppertal Schwebebahn leaving a station suspended over a river.
125 years old and still the most futuristic-looking mode of public transport.
Happy Birthday to the Wuppertaler Schwebebahn.
Well.
I'll be damned
full frontal noodles
Frysayingtakemymoney.gif.co.uk.immediately
Screenshot of a Bluesky account with the default human outline as the PFP, a holstein cow as the user handle, and "@dairy.bsky.social" as the "@". 14 followers, zero following, 4 total posts, but "no posts yet" on the "Posts" tab. Also, profile description is "Moo.".
This is obviously a bot. If you see it, block it. Do not engage: block & warn others to block.
Seems fair, given the past millenia
He's omnipotent too.
Means he's rock hard about clown porn.
Don't even worry about what omnibenevolent means in this particular context.
*republicans just pouring into hell like it's monsoon season in Kentucky or whereverthefuck*
IT'S HAPPENING?!?!!?
That's definitely worse?
Right?
That is worse.
Like, you didn't have a bad day, you're just a bad person?
Sounds like a particularly exciting category of opera singer
Can't even catch it!
Meanwhile my boy Drago is inhaling twenty seven chickens a day and banging Brigitte Nielsen in his spare time.
Oh, and the fight is in Moscow?
Be serious.
I saw a post on Reddit back in September. Something like, "new undergraduates! Research who 'lady gaga' was! Your professors will try to connect with you via pop culture references to it and will be sad when your face is entirely blank."
Lady Gaga is BRAND NEW INFORMATION.
Whaddya MEAN outdated?
Safest bet in sporting history. The Russian guy is three feet taller and on steroids.
Also (irl) has a master's degree in chemical engineering.
And I hear the American is training with 19th century farm equipment?
Not even going to check if that's real. Head canon now.
Is that legal here? I didn't know we could do that
Mr T.
Famously vegan absurdist philosopher of the late 20th century.
He had pity for the fools.
An Edward Gorey drawing showing a morose looking black bird on a branch. He (and this feels very much like a he) is pointing downwards with one scraggly wing, and looking straight ahead with debt-filled eyes. His beak is long and sharp, like winter on the Great Plains. He is pointing with his right wing, but this means he is pointing to your left. Your wicked, sinister side. This is no accident. The Bird makes no such mistakes. But he is talking, and the text tells us that he is saying, "Beware of this and that." Honestly, you feel his message in your bones.
Some days I just feel like this Edward Gorey bird gets it.
The reviews used to justify this excluded nearly 97% of all studies from inclusion in their analysis. This is an absolutely obscene hatchet job by the NHS specifically created to eliminate access to hormones for trans youth.
Hoo boy! Do I have a brand new album by Stockholm-based poet and artist Joshua Idehen for you!
joshuaidehen.bandcamp.com/album/i-know...