defective gamer mini fridge

and anything short of "would you call 911 over this shit" goes in the "walk away and post about it" bucket

I think this is my actual legitimate plan, to just describe events as accurately as possible to 911 and be like "should I be concerned or is this normal"

*twirling the phone cord around my finger* "so like, what do you think they're gonna do to the guy who got blackbagged?"

is it illegal to call 911 if I see someone getting blackbagged and be like "hey I just saw someone get blackbagged [description of the events], are there any federal agents in town who are doing stuff like that or like...?"

wondering if I can convince the local facebook group to stop arguing about ice by framing it as "we need a pol-I mean ice quarantine so people stop arguing about ice on the main thread"

I think it's funny how much establishing consent in dumbing of age consists of "hey [weird event] just happened, let's have sex about it"

focus energy (1/2)

girls are so amazing

I was trying to work out in my head how it's possible to lock your keys in the car and this works even if you always use the remote attached to your key to lock your car door, because the key is inside the car while the door is open but then you're on the opposite side when you close the door

for me, it doesn't "work" as a way to trap my keys in my car because I have a rule never to lock or unlock the door unless the door is currently closed, but at least now I can see how it's possible

I was trying to work out in my head how it's possible to lock your keys in the car and this works even if you always use the remote attached to your key to lock your car door, because the key is inside the car while the door is open but then you're on the opposite side when you close the door

hii scribbler :)

> be guy
> be in car
> open door
> lock door
> leave car
> close door

keys: in car
car door: locked
man: door hand hook car door

*smashes window for no reason*

stole it from a one of the male fujoshi that raised me

it was the name of my crush in middle school LMAO

guy who is *this close* to understanding colonialism: "I wonder if there are cultures in which holy iconography and holy magic have the connotation of 'evil' instead of 'good'"

"my undertale themed blowjob" (gaster blasters on a girl's crotch) AAAAUUGGGGGHHHH

if I have enough caffeine one day I can see god

it's good to remember that all of my problems are because I haven't had enough caffeine

next patch: `refactor: rename KILOGRAMS_PER_GRAM to GRAMS_PER_KILOGRAM and fix usage`

const KILOGRAMS_PER_GRAM = 1000 // checked this on 3/10 and it's correct

does anyone have that one post that was like,

> clams: so basically I'm made of a kind of horrible goo and I'm trapped inside my own skeleton
> human: gonna eat ya

tony hawk: yeah

tony? like the hawk?

plasma grenade icon (I think) from deep rock galactic

flashbang a shrimp today

tracert simulator

there's like wig glue for wigs so I'd imagine there's an adhesive for clothing

Amazing