screenshot of the taco bell app order screen for the “Pineapple Lime Rockstar Energy Refesca” showing a pale yellow liquid in a to-go cup with a large label that says “200mg CAFFEINE” it is $4.49 for a medium and is 50 calories
can’t believe none of y’all told me that taco bell picked up the Murder Beverage mantle
A WORTHY RIVAL TO THE PANERA LEMONADE THAT KILLS YOU INSTANTLY
not many people in the fandom know this but actually, mary from the bible was sentenced to death for getting an abortion and her involvement in illegal immigration
my goal was "appear to be a thoughtful thread on christianity's influence then end with a gut punch that reveals the entire "principled" discussion to have been a ruse to deliver the most horrendous punchline possible"
how did I do
you can tell approximately when the weed kicked in and it was NOT while I was writing this thread
what I'm saying is that deep in their heart, they're christians, and that should be even more shameful than being minors. lol 4/4
some people just get hung up on the torture. "What if I could torture *other* people into *me* being a good person". that's how you get puriteen queers trying to harass people off the internet for drawing sisters kissing. 3/4
when atheists leave christianity, it can be easy to go "well everything they said is wrong, obviously" and follow that to the conclusion of "maybe you CAN torture someone into being a good person" 2/4
when god tortures you, he doesn't stop once you become a good person. he keeps going. this is kind of a core tenet of christian theology: you cannot torture someone into being a good person 1/4
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TMI Tuesday! fill up the comments while I fill up something else 🤭
arguing with someone on discord and the pluralkit comes out like it's a tag fighter
it's like this with all of my medications, we finally found the lowest dose that fixes the specific symptom that the medication is supposed to treat. (except one which I'm working on)
I'm on the perfect dose of hormones where my dick leaves me the fuck alone but nothing else happens
I tried to figure out what I got sniped by that caused the panic attack but then I got sniped by Facebook and just started scrolling my feed lmao I'm so cooked
I thought it was just car horn noises but I heard from a review that it's actually wii-u menu music
anyone want to listen to 2003 Toyota Corolla with me
I think it's a little bit on the nose for my panic attack daydreams to end with me crying to god saying "God please no I don't want to die"
Throwback to 2015 when I bought my brother one of those ikea sharks and had to bring it home on my motorcycle
we must hashtag resist
fyp(derogatory)
guy to whom contextually "a top level post" and "a reply to someone else's post" are exactly the same and who, as a result, posts insane shit in some random stranger's mentions just because they happened to be on his screen at the time
And then you have to have it so when you revisit him in act 2 you see the plush is destroyed and he should say, “I’ll kill them all.”
You don’t need AI to make NPCs because it’s pretty simple. All you need is to have one guy be like “Ever since The [initiating event], I’ve been homeless, broke, and bitchless! But at least I have Floofles” and then have an examinable plush next to him that says “It’s labeled Floofles”
A series of silly Tumblr posts. bonecouch starts with a quote: "Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!" - the alien from Alien (1979) lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction: she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument: She was thinking it though. powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain: inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe
one of the all-time greats
It legitimately made me start noticing birds! like one I saw hanging out over the covered area outside my apartment or the one I saw at someone else's dumpster
I like just randomly telling my friends about this bird I found, ever since I saw that post that was like "you should use it as a loyalty test" like no I should use it as an opportunity to tell my friends about this cool bird I found!!
