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@megadragon.net

37 | He/Him | Writer and developer Giant blue storm dragon. https://ko-fi.com/blueydragon

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have you ever looked in the mirror and... wished it was someone else looking back at you

09.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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when it works it works

09.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 8303 πŸ” 2202 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 92
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live kobold reaction

05.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 3343 πŸ” 1070 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 5

holy shit I lost a follower INSTANTLY I promise I will never post anything even jokingly political again

03.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doubly true where the big ol' horizontal box computer and the CRT monitor on top of it is the only machine I can afford to upgrade up to the point that TurboTax and H&R Block is satisfied

03.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
intended result of tax lobbying: "i hate taxes. i'm gonna vote republican"

actual result of tax lobbying: "i am going to crucify the CEO of turbo tax"

intended result of tax lobbying: "i hate taxes. i'm gonna vote republican" actual result of tax lobbying: "i am going to crucify the CEO of turbo tax"

having a bad day. gonna make it even worse by filing taxes

03.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 1272 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3

Every time someone asks "who should I make big for Macro March" I'm like, me. Me. I'm right here. Me. Do me.

And I don't know if that's unchecked egotism or just being too old and drunk to remember cartoon characters

02.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is super petty and I feel bad but like. I commissioned an artist for a picture and gave it a pun title and then people are favoriting the artist's upload (which is their right) and commenting saying the pun was so funny good for them

and I'm just like... I-I wrote that. I came up with that pun

02.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the new fire pomeranian Pokemon's final evolution name isn't Pombardier I'm gonna be so mad

02.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do you think I'm cool y/n

28.02.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

waiting for the belly to reform then inflating it again...

28.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I draw my dragons on college-ruled notebook paper the way god intended >:(

28.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
li'l brudder from homestar runner, a one legged dog, very crudely coloured in orange to match pombon

li'l brudder from homestar runner, a one legged dog, very crudely coloured in orange to match pombon

"pombon should stay on four legs!"
"pombon should be incredibly buff and bara on two legs!"

fine. i present an option no one will be happy with.

27.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 390 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I love her too πŸ‘€

28.02.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Pokemon fan to macro pipeline in action......

27.02.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw some PokΓ©mon squishmallows on sale and they didn't have any charizards.

I wanna squish a charizard!!!

The next charizard I see is getting turned into a squishmallow.

27.02.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you able to see this? I'm starting to worry that having my own data server means that I literally can't reach some people.

26.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

grow? :)

26.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An uppercase V, if you will

25.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See how many disk you need when you code in Yips and Yaps instead of 1s and 0s

24.02.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been in that same boat... and now I just can't get started on anything. What happened to me? No idea...

24.02.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Serious question, (I know this sounds really selfish) but... is there a way to apply to be the subject of one of your Macro March growth drives? I really want to grow for a good cause...

24.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can I join in... πŸ’¦

24.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, not getting very obvious signals: okay that was a good burp but where's my girlfriend???

24.02.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This used to be a macrofur account now it's just a "I click repost on everything that makes me laff" account

23.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.12.2025 11:15 πŸ‘ 2518 πŸ” 930 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

The SM64 "backwards long jump" is such a disappointing name once you learn that the Japanese name for this trick is the "ass warp".

23.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2354 πŸ” 992 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 7

Same thing I said over on FA, would definitely raid an orchard with him~

17.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s Yuzu, a hefty charizard of mine with a love of citrus fruit. Expect more of him in the future

16.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0