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Dezzie Clarke

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i can no longer distinguish reality and satire i think this is terminal help

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We'll never forget you Tim Kaine

05.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if someone tried to talk to me about birth rates i would simply change the subject. you seen them combination air fryer/broiler/microwave ovens? what'll those egg heads think up next

12.04.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 1652 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 3
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12.04.2025 21:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if no one wins the superbowl ? πŸ₯Ί

09.02.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

curse you father john misty

08.02.2025 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being an ally isn’t enough, I need cis men to wear skirts to work

08.02.2025 13:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone become more trans now!

08.02.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry guys,
Together we can post ourselves out of fascism

29.01.2025 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You won’t get far without it

28.01.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have to listen to the Nixon tapes back to front

28.01.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey does anyone here know what is going on?

28.01.2025 13:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.01.2025 15:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure it exists somewhere, but I limited it to PornHub proper

07.01.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remembered I made a 2024 prediction list and I’m actually kinda surprised i got a few right

07.01.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(wokely) Disney is trash.

27.12.2024 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

santa claus has passed away

25.12.2024 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are:
βœ… - fucking in a car

βœ… - shooting heroine

βœ… - saying controversial things just for the hell of it

22.12.2024 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some of yall would fold in this situation

18.12.2024 04:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need Nixon now😫
Need him badly

18.12.2024 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!

18.12.2024 03:58 πŸ‘ 3746 πŸ” 341 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 19
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The leaked prerender scene featuring a trans story line that Disney/Pixar removed from their new show Win or Lose.

(sped up a bit to meet the upload limit)

18.12.2024 00:29 πŸ‘ 9669 πŸ” 3134 πŸ’¬ 169 πŸ“Œ 380

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iΜ·Ν†Ν’ΜΜŒΜ²sΜ·Μ‹ΜˆΝΜŽΝ€Μ€Μ°sΜΈΜ…Ν Ν„Μ­Μ Μ¦ΜœaΜΆΜƒΝ„Μ„Μ•ΜΝΜšΜ™Μ₯Μ™ΜŸΜΊ Μ·Μ”ΜΜ‹Μ‹ΜŠΜšΝ…Μ˜Μ²KΜ·Μ›Ν—ΝŒΝ›Μ ΝšΜ£Μ§NΜΆΜ›ΝŒΝ˜Ν€Ν•Μ‘Ν•Ν”Μ±OΜΆΜ‰ΜŒΝ Ν™Μ­ΜΊΜ–ΜΉΜ£IΜΆΜΜŠΝ’Μ˜Μ Μ–FΜ·Ν—Μ‚Μ‹Ν›Μ†Μ©ΝΝ“ΝŽ Μ΅Ν‚Ν—ΜˆΜ•Μ₯wΜ΄ΜΎΝ„ΝŠΜ€ΝœΜ¨ΜœΜ±Ν•hΜΈΜ›Ν”Μ™Μ­eΜΆΜ”Ν‚Ν‡ΝšΜ©Μ²Ν…Ν™Μ©n̸̬͔̝̰̩̂̀

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18.12.2024 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mrbeast has died

17.12.2024 07:24 πŸ‘ 1077 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 7

β€˜The Santa Clause’ is a trans allegory

13.12.2024 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! yΜΈΜ„ΝŒΝšΜΜ»o̸͖̬͍̽̇̿uΜΈΜ‡ΝŒΜΉΜ˜Ν‡ ΜΆΜ½Ν‚Ν€Ν‰ΜͺbΜ·Μ›ΜΎΜ„ΜžΜ«Μ©ë̢̳͉́͝Μ₯ṱ̷̊tΜ΅Ν‘Ν“Μ­e̸̹̦͊́rΜ΅ΝŒΜ¨Ν‡Ν™ ΜΈΝΜƒΜžΜ™nΜΆΜ‘Ν†Μ§ΝˆΜ¨oΜ΄Ν†Μ—tΜ΄Ν‘ΝŠΜΎΜœ ̢̣̣̈͘s̡̺̎h̷͔̆́ͅȍ̴̯Μ₯uΜΆΜ”ΜˆΝœΜtΜ΅ΜΎΜ±Μ‘!Μ΄Ν ΜΎΜΊΜ«

11.12.2024 15:38 πŸ‘ 662 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7

Lucky to be livin in it

11.12.2024 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I’d be a really bad friend for a schizophrenic person.

Like if they started sharing with me their wild delusions, it’d take all my strength to stop me from saying β€œSo true, King”

11.12.2024 04:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao, fuck it. Hell yeah, let’s fucking do this. For real stepped up the hype (if true)

09.12.2024 22:35 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0