Stephanie Cranford

For anyone outside of Minnesota who has been wondering why progressives & leftists absolutely despise Jacob Frey, here is a very clear cut example.

You want to move away from militarism and racism by.... Endorsing the guy who was not allowed to re-enlist in the military because of his literal Nazi tattoo?

Bold choice, Cotton.

I really need to try a bunch of the salads he's made videos of!

My mom is turning 70 in like a week and she watches more YouTube than I do. Also she got a smart phone so she could bid on substitute teacher jobs a decade+ ago (I think 2011? That's 15 years ago....)

My dad is 4 years older and mostly listens to 70s funk (he's white).

Out of ten!! (I watched that too earlier!!)

The title is "Closed Loop System"

It's so good!!

At least we got a point in the shootout, and at least (unlike the Dallas/Avs game) our defense and goalie didn't look like a fucking joke. #StephYellsAboutHockey

Lol the Wedgie chant #StephYellsAboutHockey

You know it's bad when the TNT announcers are pointing out several infractions (against the Wild) that should have been penalties. #StephYellsAboutHockey

(Although if the refs have their way, the Wild will definitely lose. Kinda doesn't work when the Avs can't buy a goal on the PP and the Wild scored a shorty.

No offense to the Avs, full fucking offense to the refs.) #StephYellsAboutHockey

Grump. Not losing yet, though. #StephYellsAboutHockey

NICO FUCKING STURM!!! (also: GET JAILBREAK GOALS, YOU COWARDS!) #StephYellsAboutHockey

Mackinnon committed an infraction that wasn't called? Color me bored out of my mind with lack of surprise. #StephYellsAboutHockey

Good for KK for scoring. Argh to Trenin for getting a penalty right at this exact moment.

"No, it's not going to be Hughes. My apologies." Yeah you better apologize for slandering our haunted Victorian child. #StephYellsAboutHockey

No one is ever going to realize that there are incredibly talented defensemen who don't score a lot of points, and I hate that for Jonas Brodin and Devon Toews specifically. #StephYellsAboutHockey

MacKinnon scored, good for him, but also the Wild seem to have remembered how to play offense. #StephYellsAboutHockey

Bogo. Buddy. Pal. The reason people wear visors is *literally the shot to the face you just took.* #StephYellsAboutHockey

"No shots on the second straight power play for the Avs" yeah that's right! #StephYellsAboutHockey

Well don't you know that all of fanfic is self-insert, and that's leading to the downfall of Western civilization????? 🙄

God I hate the TNT intermission show where they have so far talked about Nathan MacKinnon and only Nathan MacKinnon. What about Wallstedt???!? #StephYellsAboutHockey

Yeah! It's rarely the experimental stuff that gets pulled to publish, though. (No offense to the stuff that has been! I love EL Massey.)

Shots 14-9 in favor of the Avs after one, and that's one short of Wallstedt getting a baseball bat in between periods. #StephYellsAboutHockey

Honestly, the whole article is trash, but this paragraph, plus blaming everything on a website that's 90+% third person (AO3), just displays a remarkable amount of self-satisfied ignorance.

Bodies in general are a giant scam. 0/10, would not buy again

I am watching Canada play Slovakia in sled hockey, and Canada is very good.

Also, they run into each other a lot, so if you like checking and digging in the corners, this game is for you! #StephYellsAboutHockey

That I only have one thing to sell, lol. Someday I'll have a second! Maybe even a third! But if you aren't interested in historical lesbians/novella length/explicit sex/boats, well... I can't sell you on my other work because I don't have any yet. #PretendPanel

He still can!! If he ever gets out of the sin bin

Not mad about a new guy doing a cool deflection like that!

They gave that goal to McCarron so he needs a goal and has an assist, but yes