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πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (He/Him): Friend of the earth. Recruiter/Small Business Owner. I like mashed potatoes. Reality TV is fun (Survivor 49!!). Cat & Dog. PDX | CMH | IAH. #BeKind

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I don’t think Trump is capable of this kind of forward thinking, but maybe Putin is thrilled that the US is doing this at odds with several NATO member nations.

If, for example, Spain were to say we won’t assist you in this war of choice, that would be a difficult period for the NATO alliance.

04.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Minimalist ad with an owl in a polo shirt for a recruiting company - copy says "We Solve 'Who' Problems" and "From Hello to Hired" ... company logo for Metcalf Search at the bottom.

Minimalist ad with an owl in a polo shirt for a recruiting company - copy says "We Solve 'Who' Problems" and "From Hello to Hired" ... company logo for Metcalf Search at the bottom.

I am getting better at graphic design. One of the many hats of a small business owner. 🀠

12.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Roger Ailes used to tell us that… that’s your… ok. πŸ‘

05.02.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If people start falling out of windows soon…

30.01.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, so this thing with Don Lemon is real?

Is there some context here I’m missing or is the administration just straight up arresting journalists now for covering protests?

This seems like a bigger story…

30.01.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am done with today.

Moira Rose is gone too soon.

30.01.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes please. More of this from dems.

22.01.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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1000 simulations? Is that just big balls playing the Sims?

15.01.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gunpowder milkshake

09.01.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what the internet was made for.

09.01.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We got LOOT fam!"

07.01.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And John Roberts SPRIRT wants me to have these funds.

29.12.2025 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From John Roberts himself, no less.

29.12.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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As we head off to our long holiday weekends, the team at Metcalf Search would like to wish everyone a Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas.

24.12.2025 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Portland in the winter is gorgeous- you just need the right perspective. #pdx

09.12.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that there’s talk of β€œwar crimes” watch…

Suddenly it will be the department of β€œdefense” again.

See? No β€œwar” crime and self defense makes it ok!

01.12.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
21.11.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The longest word in the English language typed entirely with the left hand: stewardesses.

21.11.2025 08:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That headline… took a couple of read throughs to actually grasp.

18.11.2025 06:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’ve ever wondered what Portland is like…

It’s basically Bluesky. Lots of super liberal shit posters, some serious politics posters, porn and furries, with the occasional MAGA troll who wants to get yelled at.. for their kink. #pdx

15.11.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What is even happening…

12.11.2025 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A 50-year mortgage is just fancy 'paying rent.'

11.11.2025 16:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Distracted Boyfriend Meme, but silent movie era. Post & Pray is the old, the BF is the hiring manager, Fractional Recruiting is the new hottie.

Distracted Boyfriend Meme, but silent movie era. Post & Pray is the old, the BF is the hiring manager, Fractional Recruiting is the new hottie.

'Post & Pray' is a gamble.
You're depending on luck.

11.11.2025 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Give them the money to use as they see fit" - OOO Good! Now do SNAP.

11.11.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well hell... going to find the link for that showed me that there are remixes. Remixes. Chicken Remixes.

10.11.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CHICKEN BANANA YouTube video by Crazy Music Channel

Literally (and I mean that) - this is the only thing my brain will think today.

youtu.be/ig7EKb6BrQk

10.11.2025 17:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀬 www.fns.usda.gov

02.11.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am doing things at my day job!! I’ve been so afraid to do videos for business stuff but, I did it anyhow.

28.10.2025 21:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most pro-criminal administration of our history. Just astonishing.

23.10.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0