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Kris Kumler

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Good grief, just be excellent to each other. Current work: Ops/platform, security Kentucky he/him

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Must have been someone named Matt?

07.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy gets it.

23.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 23668 πŸ” 5748 πŸ’¬ 453 πŸ“Œ 805

Mine too!

05.02.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True, it's all made up!
Doing the DMA opt-out a while back cut out a good chunk of those mailers. I just looked for the site, and saw they have an opt-out for the deceased (sounds like Beetlejuice 😁). Might be helpful? www.dmachoice.org

01.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, that's an awfully sucky prod.
I wonder -- because we'll all have to deal with this -- would credit locks beforehand help tamper these?

01.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time my ten year old sees one she exclaims "eww, it's so ugly!"

20.01.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That seems like a great way to mess with someone.

07.01.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And "40404040" in hexadecimal. 😁
But depending on their stack, could also come from elsewhere. Several posts about that value in error posts with mssql.

04.01.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could be a couple of things, but it's likely to be in how they handle that data (either from your input, or more likely, in how they move data between the app/browser and their servers). That could have come from some data being spaces, or maybe "@" repeated.

04.01.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a software engineering person, that precise number is one of suspicion, and hopefully they don't have trouble fixing the problem. Data input handling is a common source of error.

03.01.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my pet peeves is people saying anything like:

β€œapologies to ALT text users but it’s not really describable in polite terms.”

If you are willing to post an image because it looks unintentionally sexually you should be able to say β€œthis elf’s waving arm looks like a massive penis”

25.12.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

It freaks us out here when it happens.

But, I guess, a broken 24-hour clock is right once a day.

14.12.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite LOTR character(s). Wrong answers only.

30.11.2025 03:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I would look forward to a ghost hunting show seeking out these cars. πŸ˜€

21.11.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best ones being Down Detector & downforeveryoneorjustme.com

18.11.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Really working to find ones that give an idea of value, or of the processes working, is delightful.

16.11.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Especially within a management system, the number of times I've seen managers try to get real meaningful metrics, then get frustrated and go back to the out-of-the-box examples from 30 years ago, is maddening.

16.11.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my, a cat!? That is a wild thing to ask for or to make happen.

16.11.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well fuck

15.11.2025 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My grandma would have punched him. I know this for sure after witnessing a family member suggested taking it away.

14.11.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After having time away from dentists myself, and having to go through some of that heavy work... I'll never skip the maintenance cleaning visits again! Problems still arise, but it's a lot easier if dealt with quickly.
Biting my cheek after being numb I think hurts more!

12.11.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The great disappointment of not looking at social media for the evening, only to miss out on catching the Aurora in time.

12.11.2025 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it was easy for it to be lost amongst all the other wrecked ships.

11.11.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was fun to read!
Now I wonder if I could manage to keep a native sundew alive here.

09.11.2025 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, it's not like big canals are uncharted either.

09.11.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they're holding out for another lunch. I hope they provide good sandwiches.

06.11.2025 12:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: β€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 29784 πŸ” 7838 πŸ’¬ 872 πŸ“Œ 506

Keep it up!
I celebrate every time I see one of these!

Whether I know the person or not.
Whether I'm close friends or not.
I don't begrudge alcohol, but I've known too many that have struggled silently and in the open.

03.11.2025 14:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Definitive" facial recognition alone is a torment nexus concept.

29.10.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got that. πŸ˜€
I was suggesting the human bull definition, since so many on the right seem oddly obsessed with cuckolding.

29.10.2025 13:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0