Drunk man after driving his car into someone else's house: "Listen, clean up is going to be a team effort."
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Drunk man after driving his car into someone else's house: "Listen, clean up is going to be a team effort."
It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire.
1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.
Thread. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Sure, calling it chicken gravy is fine, but I just feel that ‘roostershire sauce’ would’ve been so much better.
I'd add to that that while I agree with Lilla's account of one of antisemitism's organizing functions in early 20th-c Europe, the nature of media now makes it possible for fascists to switch in many "enemy within" bigotries, most notably Putin's 1 for 1 switch in of anti-LGBTQIA+ for antisemitism.
We revolutionized transportation technology to freely move about the planet in ways that people even just 200 years ago would be struck speechless by and then almost immediately hung up "whites only" on various signposts. It is completely and utterly nonsensical to not just... move around
Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are. Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated. In the meantime, the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water. One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Days after declaring total victory and boasting that no other military could match the US, Trump is now begging other countries — including China — to send warships to stop his Iran war from spiraling into catastrophe.
A galactic humiliation.
Trump calls on China, France, UK and others to send ships to keep strait of Hormuz open
Dear Europe,
Please help me to unshit myself.
In return, I will harm your economy with tariffs, and insult your leaders, your cultures, and your military.
Kind regards,
A very stable genius
Why the medical advice on peanut allergies flipped in a generation. Why offering watered down peanut butter and cashew milk early and often could be key to prevent food allergies, by Amina Zafar www.cbc.ca/news/health/... via @cbcnews.ca
There it is. They want the supply of housing artificially restricted.
Facebook post cldecrying a residential development o a dying mall because of its impact on parking.
"Don't develop in my neighbourhood, develop somewhere else"
*development clusters on the site of a dying mall and its ocean of parking*
"No, no! My parking!"
This is incredible.
BBC News, "President Trump has vowed to open up the strait of Hormuz and urged the UK and others to send warships to open up ship"
"Iran says the strait is only closed to tankers and ships of their enemies, two Indian ships have made it through the strait"
Cartoon by Mike Luckovich
Dems should pledge to sign and ratify the ICC treaty that Clinton signed but W (smartly for his ppl) refused to push thru.
Make it clear we will arrest these ppl… and ship them someplace no future vice-signaling GOP Pres’s pardon power can reach.
whole buncha ppl who make 8 figures waking up today with epiphanies about why the woke geography teacher spent all that time in high school on straits and canals
An entire government warped around the primary function of managing the fragile ego of an elderly, mentally declining malignant narcissist.
My father was obsessive at times about us wanting to like the same foods he did to the point where he would often ask "Why don't you like...?" which is an unanswerable question, and it just went around and around.
some of the people taking the position that some of the synagogues being attacked probably deserved it because of alignment with Israel have not thought through the ramifications of their position re: their own alignments
“she had spent nearly six months in jail and because she was unable to pay bills while behind bars, she lost her home, her car and her dog…Lipps’ arrest is the eighth documented wrongful arrest in the United States tied to facial recognition, according to IBS Times.“
What to do when your oncologist and your podcaster disagree about cancer treatment.
me: theres something about snow, just seeing it everywhere makes it feel like the weekend
Wife: it is literally the weekend
me: wow snow is even more powerful than I thought
You don't get to paper over the fact that they are bigots. They knowingly wanted to strip minorities and women of any historical representation. They killed projects simply because they had ethnic identities and genders attached.
I bet he didn't name which countries.
One of the dumbest people in the world. Not even a contest.
AI job losses free up time for unemployed mobs to burn down tech CEO‘s houses
Pi Day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math.
🤣 or make pie.
HMCS Blairmore, commissioned at Port Arthur on November 17, 1942. Photo: DND Photo, Wikimedia Commons #RCN
companies have long hijacked the names of real or dead people to create fake support for unpopular policy during public regulatory comment periods, something made exponentially worse by AI
