Meatloaf
Meatloaf
Wasn't easy to make Pens/Bruins last night second billing
One second after the game ended I thought, "I hope this game gets a Ray Ratto article and it DID!
The front page of NHL.com featuring a celebrating Josh Doan of the Buffalo Sabres after a game winning goal over Tampa with the punny headline "Doan Look Now."
Thank you, NHL.com. We also would have accepted "They're Not Joshing" or "More Like Fightning"
Heβs in our hearts
Iβll always blame Derek Roy
I called my dad heβs talking me through it
I want you guys to know that this isnβt a gif itβs a recording from my phone from like 6 years ago and every time I post it I have to go through like 6 years of pictures and itβs exhausting but I donβt even care
When your Sabres are in first place
More goals than a LinkedIn influencer
Unbelievable
More shorties than a Wreckx n effect video!
When youβre never gonna die!
When youβre never gonna die!
Weβre throwing hands like a Baccarat dealer!
If this keeps up weβre all gonna lose another hour
That boxed is jamming like a Wegmans produce section.
That box is jammed like The Steer on Amateur night
That box is jammed like itβs Fat Tuesday and full of Paczki.
Just a ho-hum hockey game
Right in the skog
I put my daylight in a Roth IRA it wasn't yielding anything in savings.
The NHL standings showing the Sabres in 1st place.
HORSES!
When they win again.
Lenny from the Simpsons waiting for a beam of sunlight to indicate drinking time but βdrinkingβ has been replaced by βSabres.β
When do the hands make 5:30?
Heβs the Jason Bateman of football
Oh my god heβs only 27 I was kidding
Heβs still only 24 sign him